tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post4063963452410598871..comments2023-09-25T00:39:23.943-07:00Comments on The Screaming Me-Me!!!: Caption This! 4th of July EditionMe-Me Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-63940952739804835542009-07-05T07:03:28.317-07:002009-07-05T07:03:28.317-07:00He: Wanna explore my stimulus package.
She: *Gasp...He: Wanna explore my stimulus package.<br /><br />She: *Gasp* Give it to me, baby!<br /><br /><br />Bob<br />Cowboys on MarsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-36191315580829406712009-07-04T10:06:20.207-07:002009-07-04T10:06:20.207-07:00He: I told her, "Sarah, buck up, at least the...He: I told her, "Sarah, buck up, at least they never called you the N word."<br /><br />She: OMG! No you dih-int!Omyword!http://omywordblog.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-54108355984906152392009-07-04T08:06:57.697-07:002009-07-04T08:06:57.697-07:00He said: God baby, I love your cankles!
She said:...He said: God baby, I love your cankles!<br /><br />She said: Oooh, and your sooo big! Even Bill has his shortcomings Hussein.Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-3959721444414012502009-07-04T07:34:10.326-07:002009-07-04T07:34:10.326-07:00he: we have just learned terrorists are launching ...he: we have just learned terrorists are launching an attack on washington<br /><br />she: oh look, balloons!Nooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07177626854758944296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-53633413291791946252009-07-03T15:21:42.198-07:002009-07-03T15:21:42.198-07:00Barack: I'll take out Bill if you take out Mic...Barack: I'll take out Bill if you take out Michelle<br /><br />Hillary: Like, I can take her out on a date?The BoBohttp://thebobofiles.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-30079841662540138112009-07-03T13:46:23.796-07:002009-07-03T13:46:23.796-07:00He: Oprah is my mistress.
She: Mine too!He: Oprah is my mistress.<br /><br />She: Mine too!Joel Klebanoffhttp://joelklebanoff.com/joelsblog2/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-8717539087438156502009-07-03T13:44:59.065-07:002009-07-03T13:44:59.065-07:00I realized my last one is too long to fit in the b...I realized my last one is too long to fit in the bubbles. How about shortening it to:<br /><br />He: You're 4th in line for succession.<br /><br />She: YES!Joel Klebanoffhttp://joelklebanoff.com/joelsblog2/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-68296198168025493852009-07-03T11:54:09.081-07:002009-07-03T11:54:09.081-07:00He: "I know you're really a man."
S...He: "I know you're really a man."<br /><br />She: "I know you're really white."Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-45659805303144064532009-07-03T10:59:31.488-07:002009-07-03T10:59:31.488-07:00He: You know, if the Vice President, the Speaker ...He: You know, if the Vice President, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, the President Pro Tempore of the Senate and I all die, you're next in line to be President.<br /><br />She: YES!Joel Klebanoffhttp://joelklebanoff.com/joelsblog2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-85941424876164752842009-07-03T10:50:02.657-07:002009-07-03T10:50:02.657-07:00He: I'm going to fix healthcare!
She: Ooh, ba...He: I'm going to fix healthcare!<br /><br />She: Ooh, baby. I love it when you talk dirty to me!Joel Klebanoffhttp://joelklebanoff.com/joelsblog2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-57549411491285616362009-07-03T09:38:05.202-07:002009-07-03T09:38:05.202-07:00Obama: I'm gonna rock your world.
Hillary: Oo...Obama: I'm gonna rock your world.<br /><br />Hillary: Ooooh, I'm counting on it, baby!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-1072331158062399322009-07-03T09:19:11.826-07:002009-07-03T09:19:11.826-07:00Barack: Ummm, I found a giant box of porn in your...Barack: Ummm, I found a giant box of porn in your old bedroom at the White House. Should I send it to Bill?<br /><br />Hillary: Whew! He thinks it's Bill's.My Daily Listhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13584606559862721501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-14791977807044131632009-07-03T08:56:21.357-07:002009-07-03T08:56:21.357-07:00He:"Someone's been doing her Kegel exerci...He:"Someone's been doing her Kegel exercises."<br /><br />She: He noticed!Raymond Betancourthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14261198715350225332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-80938305400245236752009-07-03T06:48:25.082-07:002009-07-03T06:48:25.082-07:00He: I have an erection.
She: Yes. Yes, you do! OH...He: I have an erection.<br /><br />She: Yes. Yes, you do! OH GOD, YES!Joel Klebanoffhttp://joelklebanoff.com/joelsblog2/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-8489318524631942712009-07-03T05:37:29.778-07:002009-07-03T05:37:29.778-07:00Barack: "If you ever want to get back at Bill...Barack: "If you ever want to get back at Bill, just give me a call."<br /><br />Hillary: "I already have...how do you think Cheney had his heart attack?"Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-65791146470346715582009-07-03T05:36:21.805-07:002009-07-03T05:36:21.805-07:00Barack: This country is fucked, now.
Hillary: I h...Barack: This country is fucked, now.<br /><br />Hillary: I have cankles!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-30846801749297730042009-07-03T04:57:40.910-07:002009-07-03T04:57:40.910-07:00He: "I pretend to hate you, but I want to hav...He: "I pretend to hate you, but I want to have you in the downward facing dog"<br /><br />She: "Omg I thought you would never ask, I have fantasized about you from the day I first laid eyes on you"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.com