tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post5801137696633263261..comments2023-09-25T00:39:23.943-07:00Comments on The Screaming Me-Me!!!: 12 Rules Of LifeMe-Me Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-53819516907054901142009-05-16T16:03:00.000-07:002009-05-16T16:03:00.000-07:00Just when I thought I knew every single rule of li...Just when I thought I knew every single rule of life I find your blog. Now I have to re-evaluate my entire life. Thanks for nothing!! <br /><br />#7Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-36416759248512649602009-04-25T17:34:00.000-07:002009-04-25T17:34:00.000-07:00But finally peeing seconds before your bladder exp...But finally peeing seconds before your bladder explodes can be extremely rewarding, one of life's precious gifts.Wolfgang Spitzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06495813752382821117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-3588993621449676792009-04-22T07:55:00.000-07:002009-04-22T07:55:00.000-07:00Oh no-- you mean three margaritas is my limit befo...Oh no-- you mean three margaritas is my limit before my hair trimming techniques go downhill?<br /><br />Well, then THAT explains it. I've been trying to tell everyone I'd gone punk.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-62757482950927598002009-04-22T07:42:00.000-07:002009-04-22T07:42:00.000-07:00#3- That's an interesting concept. That will proba...#3- That's an interesting concept. That will probably work too even if I don't mean it.Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-1789094167824979322009-04-22T05:11:00.000-07:002009-04-22T05:11:00.000-07:00I love #5 and #6. Speaking of that...got to go pe...I love #5 and #6. Speaking of that...got to go pee right now...lolAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10002862279796327749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-74561631268569197742009-04-22T03:58:00.000-07:002009-04-22T03:58:00.000-07:00I love #1 and #2 um... not the bathroom habit.....I love #1 and #2 um... not the bathroom habit.. your list.. anyway..<br /><br /><br />I've got one to add Life is too short to be taking so seriously live it up!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-4156680036065399192009-04-21T21:26:00.000-07:002009-04-21T21:26:00.000-07:00@ Chaotically Calm - Yeah, I know. 1 Tequila, 2 T...@ Chaotically Calm - Yeah, I know. 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila - Floor.<br /><br />@ Husbands Anonymous - I wouldn't even try to cut my stone cold sober. They would have looked like freaky art pieces.<br /><br />@ Douglas Dyer - Alcohol and scissors - yeah, not exactly what I'd call a safe situation.<br /><br />@ CB Jones - Well, thank goodness for Detrol L.A.<br /><br />@ Breath of Insanity - Man-o-man, Jack and I used to be really good friends. Thanks goodness it never crossed my mind to cut my hair during those times we were together.<br /><br />@ Shawn - Just curious, how in the world did you use duct tape to keep ants out?<br /><br />@ Staci - Seeing how I'm a post menopausal, pre osteoporosis woman, I've have visited many, many bathrooms across America and some third world nations. It had never dawned on me to document my visits to these porcelain shrines. Good luck with your venture!<br /><br />@ Mike - So, you're a Tool Time kind of guy and not much on footwear.<br /><br />@ Liz - You're my kind of gal. You, too, must be familiar with all the bathroom stops along your route. :)<br /><br />@ Mary @ Holy Mackerel - What did we do before duct tape? I think there were a lot of cabinet door hanging and holes in screens.<br /><br />@ I Hate Commmercials - Amen, brother, amen!<br /><br />@ Windroot - Nice sentiment.<br /><br />@ bARE-eYED-sUN - Thanks for this addition, you rock!<br /><br />@ Jen - Bwahahahaha, no kidding.<br /><br />@ My Daily List - Hey, thanks so much for passing along this peril of wisdom...and, for the link.Me-Me Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-6105279454677670832009-04-21T19:32:00.000-07:002009-04-21T19:32:00.000-07:00I learn all of my life lessons from pop songs. I ...I learn all of my life lessons from pop songs. I was listening to They Might Be Giants on the drive home from work. Today's lesson (and what to think when the alarm goes off in the morning):<br /><br />By rocket to the moon<br />By airplane to the rocket<br />By taxi to the airport<br />By front door to the taxi<br />By throwing back the blanket<br />Hanging down the legs<br /><br />It's more fun to hear than read. You can get the preview at Amazon http://tinyurl.com/dezfsbMy Daily Listhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13584606559862721501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-17089325662803489202009-04-21T17:25:00.000-07:002009-04-21T17:25:00.000-07:00#1 also applies to accepting that marriage proposa...#1 also applies to accepting that marriage proposal. If you need three of anything to say yes, or to have them ask, it might not be a good mix.Jenhttp://redheadranting.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-2445578275985045102009-04-21T16:22:00.000-07:002009-04-21T16:22:00.000-07:00from Dad: always go for the ugly girl; enthusiasm ...from Dad: always go for the ugly girl; enthusiasm beats looks.bARE-eYED sUNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09274024134490490172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-51608262764155880532009-04-21T15:43:00.000-07:002009-04-21T15:43:00.000-07:00Good list. Number 4 for sure. My variation on that...Good list. Number 4 for sure. My variation on that is we are all the same. Whatever you are feeling, the other guy probably is too.Windroothttp://www.windroot.com/everyman/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-43955391203279235192009-04-21T14:52:00.000-07:002009-04-21T14:52:00.000-07:00duck tape will fix anythingduck tape will fix anythingI Hate Commercialshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15541585891026710383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-71897051571757299332009-04-21T13:53:00.000-07:002009-04-21T13:53:00.000-07:00We totally live by RUle No. 2. It's so true.We totally live by RUle No. 2. It's so true.Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-64096293906988152602009-04-21T13:39:00.000-07:002009-04-21T13:39:00.000-07:00I love #2 and live by #5! LOL!!!!I love #2 and live by #5! LOL!!!!Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03797298427790034910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-28638296321496242012009-04-21T13:20:00.000-07:002009-04-21T13:20:00.000-07:00I don't agree with #2. You can't have enough tools...I don't agree with #2. You can't have enough tools, especially power tools.<br /><br />Replace that with shoes, you only need two pairs of shoes, that would be more accurate ;)Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-46600513219947571382009-04-21T12:03:00.000-07:002009-04-21T12:03:00.000-07:00Number 5 is actually my Number 1. I used to say I ...Number 5 is actually my Number 1. I used to say I was going to write a book one day reviewing bathrooms across America because sooner or later I will have visited every one of them. I still might write that book yet.Stacihttp://www.justbloggled.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-15037107391087356822009-04-21T10:58:00.000-07:002009-04-21T10:58:00.000-07:00I once used duct tape to keep ants out of my apart...I once used duct tape to keep ants out of my apartment. I've also used it to fix leaks. It's very handy for someone who...isn't.Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090766285358259081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-80641369169176303282009-04-21T10:50:00.000-07:002009-04-21T10:50:00.000-07:00For me, it's Jack --- and I have, on at least one ...For me, it's Jack --- and I have, on at least one occasion broken that rule. But it grew back, so...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-30920528739954707692009-04-21T09:46:00.000-07:002009-04-21T09:46:00.000-07:00What the... I have all my life to pee. Surely noth...What the... I have all my life to pee. Surely nothing ca go wrong by skipping a few pee breaks here or there... *bladder explodes*Christopher Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10627806433170015538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-57393943427822548602009-04-21T08:49:00.000-07:002009-04-21T08:49:00.000-07:00I can't even hold the scissors still until after t...I can't even hold the scissors still until after the third margarita.DouglasDyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04170959462409801220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-27371135314230818332009-04-21T08:28:00.000-07:002009-04-21T08:28:00.000-07:00Perfect! I can add to number one: Don't cut your c...Perfect! I can add to number one: Don't cut your children's hair, either. But I disagree with number 2: I have a personal vendetta against tape... But the others are all ready to be hewn onto stone tablets.Squidsquirtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15521427577588027119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-7248575193512897212009-04-21T08:25:00.000-07:002009-04-21T08:25:00.000-07:00Totally needed this list of life musts in particul...Totally needed this list of life musts in particular the don't cut your hair after three margaritas. My assumption the same goes for three shots of stoli, its a rule of three. <br /><br />In all seriousness though I heart the last must...you just never know when you're gonna need someone else which is why you should treat everyone even jackasses with a little touch of respect.Chaotically Calmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02076191018013608974noreply@blogger.com