tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post6070052238510433958..comments2023-09-25T00:39:23.943-07:00Comments on The Screaming Me-Me!!!: Wacky Wednesday! New Year CelebrationMe-Me Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-11080470899228089902009-01-04T22:16:00.000-07:002009-01-04T22:16:00.000-07:00....you eat out of your cat's food bowl till it em.......you eat out of your cat's food bowl till it empty then meow for more of that mushy, pastey "horsemeat surprise" from a can.<BR/><BR/>....you light your nipples on fire and feel no pain.<BR/><BR/>....you run out of liquor and begin drinking kerosene<BR/><BR/>....you can't taste your mouth even though, according to your significant other (when kissing you after the ball drops), it tastes like "horsemeat surprise".Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-31387057755363510062009-01-04T11:28:00.000-07:002009-01-04T11:28:00.000-07:00you stand on a table and announce to every one " I...you stand on a table and announce to every one " I am so drunk"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-14784422447525061882009-01-02T20:03:00.000-07:002009-01-02T20:03:00.000-07:00...the dog tells you you are....the dog tells you you are.NoBShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02784322554842227516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-4609004416661110102009-01-02T19:36:00.000-07:002009-01-02T19:36:00.000-07:00You stumble from the kitchen drinking cranberry fl...You stumble from the kitchen drinking cranberry flavored vodka straight from the bottle attempting to dance while no music is playing.Chaotically Calmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02076191018013608974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-30973544480679265192009-01-02T18:45:00.000-07:002009-01-02T18:45:00.000-07:00Oh horror, now I will be wondering about all the t...Oh horror, now I will be wondering about all the times I didn't put paper down on the seat!Court Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879405062559613112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-77687890949731126142009-01-02T02:02:00.000-07:002009-01-02T02:02:00.000-07:00We always new my dad was drunk when he was willing...We always new my dad was drunk when he was willing to prove he wasn't by doing some test, any test.Gerry Hatrićhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06172504526073441190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-80536149726393233932009-01-02T01:40:00.000-07:002009-01-02T01:40:00.000-07:00I know my friend is drunk when she calls me while ...I know my friend is drunk when she calls me while on holiday in New Zealand and it is New Year's Eve and she tells me off for skimming through two volumes of the 'Twilight' series because I was too impatient to find out what happens to read them properly...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-59253063632736967582009-01-01T09:29:00.000-07:002009-01-01T09:29:00.000-07:00Happy New Year!JulietHappy New Year!<BR/>JulietAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-11560992447190484342008-12-31T15:57:00.000-07:002008-12-31T15:57:00.000-07:00You know you're drunk when you don't mind that you...You know you're drunk when you don't mind that your fat roll/cellulite/flabby thighs show when you dance!<BR/><BR/>Happy New year!Sherri Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01536108320748561406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-33676926234203084572008-12-31T10:06:00.000-07:002008-12-31T10:06:00.000-07:00... you go to bed with your husband - AND - his tw...... you go to bed with your husband - AND - his twin (who you didn't know he had).Niconehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06753066917254624378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-42466797146922631452008-12-31T09:31:00.000-07:002008-12-31T09:31:00.000-07:00You know you were drunk when you wake up the next ...You know you were drunk when you wake up the next morning and smack yourself on the forehead after looking at your post-drunken phone calls and incoherent text messages in the Sent Folder.<BR/><BR/>p.s. love the new layout !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-1232334993744321232008-12-31T07:28:00.000-07:002008-12-31T07:28:00.000-07:00...out of desperation you whip up (and eat) a litt......out of desperation you whip up (and eat) a little something in the kitchen that you wouldn't touch otherwise.<BR/><BR/>Wow! Looks great here...you've been busy! Have enjoyed your blog MMMargo. Thanks for being a good blog friend and have a happy New Year! :o)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-71048075015338773242008-12-30T23:25:00.000-07:002008-12-30T23:25:00.000-07:00You know that you are drunk when your host tops up...You know that you are drunk when your host tops up the glasses of the other guests, but fails to observe that your glass is empty even when it is placed directly in front of her.<BR/>On second thoughts, if you are still conscious of what is happening at that point, you know you need another drink.Winton Bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07383561940886657594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-7204059631892809082008-12-30T21:59:00.000-07:002008-12-30T21:59:00.000-07:00...you start ringing in the new year two hours ear......you start ringing in the new year two hours early.<BR/><BR/>...you actually thing you sound good "singing" along with screamo.<BR/><BR/>...you think the funky chicken or the hokey pokey is the most awesome thing on the face of the planet.<BR/><BR/>...you can't remember where your clothes went.Mariahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14775946307795553908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-69644978667798243032008-12-30T20:00:00.000-07:002008-12-30T20:00:00.000-07:00I think Midwest Mom nailed it.All I know is that m...I think Midwest Mom nailed it.<BR/><BR/>All I know is that my wife thinks it's funny when the baby throws up on me. But when it's the other way around, she gets all upset and accuses me of being drunk.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00430958235001381559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-59346726224468092202008-12-30T19:39:00.000-07:002008-12-30T19:39:00.000-07:00Happy new year.Happy new year.Aree Bettermennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09075854707393908465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-36903365323739283522008-12-30T17:46:00.000-07:002008-12-30T17:46:00.000-07:00You know you're drunk when you hear the words, "Aw...You know you're drunk when you hear the words, "Aw, he wasn't <I>so</I> bad!" come out of your mouth during a conversation about George W. Bush.<BR/><BR/>yep... that's plastered.Midwest Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10095161837187839812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-18001681174348885192008-12-30T16:17:00.000-07:002008-12-30T16:17:00.000-07:00I'm dever nrunk, I can table anybody under the dri...I'm dever nrunk, I can table anybody under the drink! Have a happy New Beer!Walthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13729069480739750609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-83831232428928174442008-12-30T14:46:00.000-07:002008-12-30T14:46:00.000-07:00You know you're drunk when you don't even know you...You know you're drunk when you don't even know you're drunk. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-30814427736166464762008-12-30T11:48:00.000-07:002008-12-30T11:48:00.000-07:00You know you're drunk when a tricky new blog layou...You know you're drunk when a tricky new blog layout causes you to curl up into the foetal position... :pAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-33735648312000506622008-12-30T11:15:00.000-07:002008-12-30T11:15:00.000-07:00... when you begin to think your friend's 20 year ...... when you begin to think your friend's 20 year old son is making a move on you....<BR/><BR/>happy new yearAnn Tracy, Maine's Digital Alchemist & Artisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17884683702242474870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-1767772367359136202008-12-30T07:09:00.000-07:002008-12-30T07:09:00.000-07:00... when pissing on an electric fence doesn't seem...... when pissing on an electric fence doesn't seem to bother you...<BR/><BR/>... when you enjoy eating yellow snow...<BR/><BR/>PS. Great new layout.<BR/>PS2. Happy bloggy 2009!Jerry Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04266431374431413710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-91217577184853745022008-12-30T07:06:00.000-07:002008-12-30T07:06:00.000-07:00You know you're drunk when you're calling all the ...You know you're drunk when you're calling all the numbers in your cell phone at 4 in the morning.<BR/><BR/>You know you're drunk when you hear yourself say "You! are definitely my type!"<BR/><BR/>and something impossible to say while drunk... "You're right, I can't jump over that table"Orionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13146116984123274600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-3341340987434010992008-12-30T06:09:00.000-07:002008-12-30T06:09:00.000-07:00Post Wacky Wednesday on Tuesday. happy new year. ...Post Wacky Wednesday on Tuesday. happy new year.<BR/> enjoy pjc<BR/>love your resolutionsPeter J. 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