tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post8224764992607110920..comments2023-09-25T00:39:23.943-07:00Comments on The Screaming Me-Me!!!: Pick Up Lines To Get To Your Big, Fat Redneck WeddingMe-Me Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-5355985394641588952009-09-30T04:46:44.125-07:002009-09-30T04:46:44.125-07:00These lines are hilarious!
:)
Who wants more?
Do...These lines are hilarious!<br />:)<br /><br />Who wants more?<br /><br />Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? <br />Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are! <br />Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend. <br />You've been a bad girl. Go to my room. <br />You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two. <br />Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. <br />Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! <br />Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. <br />I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out. <br />Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted? <br /><br />For more you're more than welcome to check out http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com<br /><br />:)pick up lineshttp://www.funny-pick-up-lines.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-33394895998184819062009-05-30T22:48:33.869-07:002009-05-30T22:48:33.869-07:00@ Don - Ahem.....probably not.@ Don - Ahem.....probably not.Me-Me Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-84972563043070608722009-05-30T13:25:23.065-07:002009-05-30T13:25:23.065-07:00Hell. I thought that was the way it was done. Mayb...Hell. I thought that was the way it was done. Maybe that's one of the reasons I cain't git no date out.Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-54961133051900972032009-05-30T12:54:41.986-07:002009-05-30T12:54:41.986-07:00@ along2481 - Hey, thanks for stopping by. Would ...@ along2481 - Hey, thanks for stopping by. Would love to see you here again.<br /><br />@ Chris - Why thank you, Chris! Being from Arkansas originally, it really wasn't that much of a stretch.<br /><br />@ bARE-eYED-sUN - Hi ero, thanks for stopping by again today!Me-Me Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-6739578922680636222009-05-30T11:40:16.014-07:002009-05-30T11:40:16.014-07:00hi Mimi,
another beaut!
:-)
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.erohi Mimi,<br /><br />another beaut!<br /><br />:-)<br /><br />..<br />.erobARE-eYED sUNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09274024134490490172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-45266730138834570062009-05-30T11:29:09.798-07:002009-05-30T11:29:09.798-07:00Oh, wow, this was freaking' hysterical! My person...Oh, wow, this was freaking' hysterical! My personal favorite is "Beauty is only a light switch away."<br /><br />Awesomeness, Me-Me!Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505854083966363391.post-32660443480887907352009-05-30T11:28:56.829-07:002009-05-30T11:28:56.829-07:00i like its,really nice post..!!i like its,really nice post..!!along2481http://berbagicerita.infonoreply@blogger.com