Thursday, June 11, 2009

The First Time

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."



  1. Hahahaha!!! Hell, that's righteous! Damn. Poor kid. Hell, poor dad!

  2. Lmfaoooooooooo.... If that dad had been me, I would have looked up and asked the kid when the wedding was...

    Love it!

  3. That's hilarious. The right answer would be "they were for my brother."

  4. That's funny. I love it.


  5. The young lad could have gotten out of it quite easily. All he had to do was tell the father, "I have no intention of using the condoms to defile your daughter. No way! Quite the contrary! I'm hoping to sleep with your wife."

    No, wait. That wouldn't work either. Never mind.

  6. Hahaha! That's really funny! I wonder what's the father's reaction? :D

  7. ROFLMAO, this is tooo freaking funny. I would have liked to see the expression on the father's face especially knowing all the tricks of the trade he gave to the young man. Ha ha ha

  8. Oh that's a good one! I LOL'ed and the dog barked at me.

  9. HA...every boy should read this at about 11 years of age...then a refresher once a yer ;)

    So cute :)

  10. This is so funny I have to give a speech for the Koeman Center and I wish I had the nerve to tell this story..I will tell it somewhere. Love it

    Dorothy from grammology

  11. He needed to work his "twin brother" in the conversation immediately after the blessing!


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