Monday, November 2, 2009

Why Do You Think They Call It Dope?

(Lebanon, PA)...Police in central Pennsylvania say they've nabbed a real pothead.

They said an officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead.

Investigators said Lopez was seen peering inside his baseball cap early Saturday morning in Lebanon, about 75 miles northwest of Philadelphia. When Lopez looked up, the officer noticed a small plastic bag appearing to contain marijuana stuck to his forehead.

Police said the officer peeled the bag off Lopez's forehead and placed him under arrest. He has been charged with drug possession. Police do not know whether Lopez has an attorney.

Authorities say the sweatband of a baseball cap is a frequent hiding place for drugs.

And, while we're on the subject, I posted the following video last January. It still cracks me up!


  1. He clearly did not have a good head for drugs.

  2. "Authorities say the sweatband of a baseball cap is a frequent hiding place for drugs."

    Thanks for the tip!

  3. LMAO!!!!!!!! That is hysterical!!!!

  4. I've never tried marijuana (no, really, but many people assume I'm on drugs), but I would think that if police want to nab users they should stake out convenience stores. Think munchies.

    By the way, does anyone know if it's possible to absorb THC through the skin, say the forehead, for example? Just asking.

  5. omg, what an idiot! how funny, thanks for the laugh. have a great day!

  6. My in-laws live in Lebanon which is extremely conservative. This is even more hilarious knowing the climate there.

  7. *snort*



    That was a good one! Real good!

    Thank goodness for potheads or what else would we laugh at? hee hee

  8. I'd heard about this idiot, but I hadn't seen the animated interpretation of his 9-1-1 call. What's the Red Wings score? Priceless! Bwahaha! I may have done a lot of stupid things in my day, but never anything quite as ridiculous as this guy... and he's a cop to boot! I think he merits an honorable mention in the next Darwin Awards book.

  9. LMAO - loved it! And yea, dopehead indeed. Bout as stupid as - true story, was listening to Detroit radio news report - cupla guys go into a convenience store and rob it, right? Then they walk across the street to an empty parking lot and get in this loud angry cussin' fight over how they were gonna split the cash. Onlookers called the cops about a fight going on and the both got their stupid sorry asses thrown in jail.

    And that's WITHOUT having done any drugs!

    The Old Silly

  10. Hilarious...what a stupid head!Yea, he needs more drugs.

  11. Heyyyyy, Dave's not here man...

    Don't know why I always think of Cheech and Chong when I hear a story like yours. Great tale...weed stuck to his forehead ha, ha, ha. And the video was the icing on the cake.

  12. How damned stupid can one get?! Obviously, pretty damned stupid!

  13. Yeah, I read that one. Hard to believe that some people are too stupid to even be criminals.

  14. I love stories like these, because no matter how stupid I feel, I know there's always somebody dumber than me walking around 7-Eleven trying to remember where he left his pot.

  15. Dope doesn't make people stupid...they do that on their own....(great story!)


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