Today's Consumer Review is for a product no household should be without. We're talking about the sanitary solution, Comfort Wipe. Never get your hands dirty again!
Features include:
- Anatomical Design
- 18" Long
- Easy to Use
- Instant Tissue Grab
- Press and Release
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they can't be serious! how you fold the tp over to get the most use out of it?!...hehehe
ReplyDeleteLol. . . what a load of shit. <--- Ha.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they do actual product demonstrations at trade shows? If so, do the models have to take laxitives before the show to make sure they won't flub their part? You'd hate to be in the middle of a product demo and then not give a shit.
ReplyDelete@ PJ - Oh, yeah - pretty ridiculous.
ReplyDelete@ AD - Exactly!
@ Joel - Hysterical, I actually LOL'ed.
You've got to be careful about that LOLling. Before you know it you'll be lollygagging and then were, will you be? Enjoying yourself, that's where. And we can't have that, now can we?
ReplyDeleteAnatomically designed? Then I suggest the inventor shove it up is ass.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how many typos I made. I dropped an "h" and added a comma. That should read "... and then where will you be? ..."
ReplyDeleteHeh. I blogged about this too. I really can't believe this is an actual product and not some SNL parody.
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