Life's Circumstances

Hopi Migration
Dennis Numkena
7'x7' Oil on Canvas
Peace and light on your journey Dennis.

Because this blog fits into the humor niche, I have never brought into these pages my personal life when I am experiencing difficult times. However, due to a close friend's serious illness in addition to another close friend's death which just occurred yesterday, I must take a much needed break to collect myself - to regroup and to grieve. It's been rather difficult going through the motions here over the past several months, especially when my heart is breaking.

I'm not sure how long this process will take - a few days, a couple of weeks or maybe even a month. Never fear, I will not be completely be absent from the blogosphere, I will most definitely continue to visit your blogs from time-to-time.

In the meantime, you'll be able to find me on facebook. If you have not already "friended" me, you may do so here.

Peace,
Me-Me

Classifieds: Help Wanted

Finding a job that actually pays you to get out of bed each morning is becoming more and more difficult to find, especially in an area which has one of the highest unemployment rates in the country.

While perusing my usual sources for employment ads yesterday, I ran across this one.....

Man-Servant Needed

Look, I'll cut to the chase. I just need some help around my house.

Duties of a man-servant include, but are not limited to the following:
- Daily trash removal
- Back rubs
- Daily cleaning of litter boxes
- Sponge baths
- Preparation of lights meals and snacks
- Gratuitous compliments about how great I look in my penguin pajamas

In addition, a man-servant will have to be able to handle the following:
- Watching me dance around (without pants on) to show tunes
- Wearing a bedazzled loincloth while performing chores
- Occasional sexual harassment
- The sound of a whip cracking

Salary is negotiable and bonuses are available depending on how special you've made me feel by the end of the day.

If you're interested, please contact me as soon as possible. I'll need to fit you for the loincloth and then bedazzle it by hand before you can start.

Any takers?

Sunday Serenade: You Got The Silver

I'm taking the day off...see you tomorrow!





Comments off.

Caption This! No. 38 Winner!

Wow! When I put this week's photo up for Caption This!, I knew you folks wouldn't let me down. You all came up with captions which are hysterical. Thanks so much for playing!

The Panel's decision this week was a hard one and, after much deliberation, have finally decided on a wiener....erm, I mean, winner. But, there are those who were very close and have received a most-honorable mention. The following rocked it with their captions:

Ziva said...
"A very discreet survey of the Polish cycling team showed that 2 out of 5 men are lefties, 2 out of 5 men are righties, and 1 out of every 5 men doesn't give a damn. Also, 0 out of 5 men actually wear underwear."

nonamedufus said...
"The boys pose for a photo in which they demonstrate their excitement in coming from behind to win the Men's Tour de Pants."

Buggys said...
"I told them to follow the trail marked in red but 2 turned left, 2 turned right and 1 got lost!"

C: said...
"Peter, Dick, Willy, and Rod were nervous. They knew how excited Johnson was about this year's traditional post-race piggy back ride."

trash talk said...
"News Flash: Competition expected to be stiff. Home team lubed, packed and ready to explode off the starting line. More at the 10:00 news."

To see the rest of this week's captions submitted, go here. I promise, it's well worth the trip.

We have a winner!

This week's winner of The Golden Phallus is a newcomer to Caption This! Last week, in her first attempt to play, she received a most-honorable mention. Not bad, not bad at all. However, this week both of the captions she submitted were in consideration for the win! Everyone, please give a big round of applause for Malisa from Moonlight Hollow! Congratulations! I ask you all to please stop by her place today and follow her.

Now, the winning caption.....

Department "heads" from Trojan Condoms Inc.
comprise their competitive cycle team,
"Where The Rubber Meets The Road"

Thank you all again for playing. If you happen to run across a photo that you feel would make a great splash here for Caption This!, please email it to memeking2000@yahoo.com. Thanks!

See you next Wednesday!