Take a look at the photo below. Enter your captions and, if you impress The Panel, you'll take home the coveted Golden Phallus trophy. You may enter as often as you like. Then, return here Saturday for the announcement of the winning caption.
And, if you like captioning, I have a few other place you can stop by to try your luck: nonamedufus, EttaRose and Soccer Mom . Plus that Old Silly, Marvin, has his contest up tomorrow.
"Bud likes me to tickle him with my horns while I like him to poke me with his antlers." Jeb said during his interview on Real Sex.
ReplyDeleteLittle Ralph just smiled when asked how long he had to wait before he got his own tail.
ReplyDeleteBikers: Always horny.
ReplyDeleteNo one remembered to tell Russell that it was a fashion faux pas to wear elk horns after Labor Day.
ReplyDeleteThey're all smiles now, but the biker head-butting contest for mates will be fierce.
ReplyDeleteHum....I was just at a biker rally in Galveston before we went on our cruise. I think that photo might be from there. They have it every year.
ReplyDeleteNow for the caption:
At least my hat looks like a Longhorn. Yours looks like venison. It's deer-hunting season, you Crazy Fool!
While Earl proudly displayed his passion for the Minnesota Vikings, his pal Frank had no idea that the Milwaukee Elk did not exist in the NFL or, in fact, anywhere.
ReplyDeleteQueers and Steers-Another day at the farm.
ReplyDeletebob and rob believed they had tapped into an unserved niche in the motorcycle helmet market
ReplyDelete"Welcome to the Nordic Gay Pride Biker parade!" says Grand Marshal Jackalope Jim and his life partner Olaf Two-Tails.
ReplyDeleteThe annual gay viking biker bondage and beastiality swap meet in New Orleans was an event not to be missed and Buddy and Skeezix were revved up, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteBill convinced Bruce to trade hats with him once he realized the coon tails were covering his coveted jacket flair.
ReplyDeleteI love the sensuous feel of the fur carressing my cheeks.
ReplyDeleteDang! I gotta stop reading the entries before I try! Once again Mooooooog35 has stumped me with his "always horny" caption! That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteCarl and Ed didn't get the lead in the new Capital One Visigoths commercial, but they still have high hopes of being chosen as extras.
ReplyDeleteOn sale now. Harley Davidson new "Roadkill warrior" line.
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