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I is for In-Laws
Whose extended stays
Are just perfect
For ruining your holidays
Now it's time for Caption This! You know the rules. List your captions in the comments below and be sure to enter often. The Panel will announce the winning caption here on Saturday. Good luck!
Love captioning? Then stop over at nonamedufus, EttaRose and Soccer Mom , plus that Old Silly, Marvin, has his contest up tomorrow.
"I dint meant to kill mah pa, it wuz jus so much fun battin him around like a kitty." hehehehehe Jed giggled and drooled.
ReplyDeleteI'm outta here, that freak was doing some funny things to the deceased in the casket..and now he's lookin' at us like we're next..
ReplyDelete"I see vampires."
ReplyDelete"It's dead..so it can't get pregnant, right?"
ReplyDeleteEd was sad about his dead friend, but like a real trooper, he tried to keep his chins up.
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ReplyDeleteFather Bob misheard the photographer and posed with the corpse, Christie.
ReplyDelete(After Passing Gas) "Hehe, I had egg salad for dinner last night"
ReplyDeleteDon't judge, we all grieve in our own way.
After getting rid of his little brother Tim was finally the favorite son.
ReplyDeleteFrank was sad about his brother's death, but took solace in knowing that he'd finally have the Xbox all to himself.
ReplyDeleteThere's a buffet? I didn't know there was going to be a buffet!
ReplyDelete"To be honest," Frank said, "death doesn't really bother me all that much."
ReplyDelete"I see dead people. And donuts. Mostly donuts, in fact. But sometimes, dead people, too."
ReplyDeleteHe said eat your heart out, son, so I ate his heart out ... along with several plates of pasta, red meats, delicious desserts and Ma's liver. Yum, love being a psycho familial killer with a bent toward carbs.
ReplyDeleteMarvin D Wilson
I told him, "Touch my fries again and you'll be sorry," I said. But he wouldn't listen. Not touching my fries now, huh?
ReplyDeleteOh, and thanks for the shout-out, Margo!
ReplyDelete"In-laws." (*shudder*)
He only smiles when he's thinking "food".
ReplyDeleteIn the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy...crap-why are you on top of that dead guy?
ReplyDeletetee hee...good thing they'll never find out I ate the rest of the family
ReplyDelete"IT WORKED." Muahahahah!!
ReplyDeleteWOW! Those are some great captions.
ReplyDeleteThe wake starts in the Rainbow Lounge at 10:00 PM tonight.
Imma go back down to the basement an' cook me up them organs this man ain't needin' no more.
ReplyDeleteFive seconds later, with his shorts full of poop, Walt realized he'd once again fallen for his brother Dave's "Betcha thought I was dead" trick.
ReplyDeleteThis is just wrong!
ReplyDeleteThis is what you get for trying to take my Twinkie.
ReplyDelete"Yeah. It was me, I farted."
ReplyDeleteMarvin D Wilson