Monday, December 14, 2009
The Fractured ABC's Of Christmas - M
M is for Mistletoe
Standing under here, folks take the cue
Here comes the guy with herpes
Now, what will you do?
Are you attending an office holiday party and getting stressed out about it? Are you not sure how you're supposed to act, or what is expected of you at these events? Don't fret, here are a few tips to help you enjoy yourself.
1. Location - Hold your party at a venue that is comfortable and appropriate for everyone. Sorry guys, Hooters is definitely out.
2. Dress Code - Consult with your co-workers before hand. You don't want to be the only one wearing an elf sweater and earrings with blinking Rudolph noses when everyone else is in sleek suits.
3. Don't Drink Too Much - Even small quantities of booze can loosen inhibitions and lead you to do things you'll wish you hadn't, like Xeroxing your butt. You really don't want copies posted in every cubicle the next day.
What is your best advice when attending a holiday office party?