Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 30

Here we are again, it's time to play Caption This! Take a good look at the photos below, enter as many clever captions as you like, then return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus will be announced.

What is this guy trying to tell us?



Now that you are all done here, pop on over to Dufus' place for more captioning fun!

50 comments:

  1. Dang! The synapsi are burnt out. I'm gonna do some thinkin' on this one.

    hee hee

    Where do you find this treasures? hee hee

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  2. Now you've done it Mugumbi! I told you not to put your head in that Slinky! And take that bone out of your nose. It makes you look strange.

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  3. Hey! I can see my house from up here!

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  4. Well, crap... No, that's not the caption. My browsers, neither Firefox or Netscape, will let me see it. :-(

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  5. Do you think there's room for one more ring?

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  6. Ricky always had a good view of the parade.

    Lame, I know but hey, I tried.

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  7. Why am I trying to get a long neck? Have you ever seen the package on a giraffe? Seriously, now... have you?

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  8. Brave Mobootu, Feather Tribe warrior, was never afraid to stick his neck out.

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  9. She broke up with me when she found out that I was only 5' 1" without my feather

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  10. Bert went to great lengths to ensure that his wife wouldn't see the giant hickey that his mistress gave him.

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  11. No...seriously?
    I was gonna go all Ichabod Crane on you but I stuck it back on

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  12. It's great for necking, but gawd when you get a sore throat ... really bad news.

    The Old Silly

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  13. In his haste to get dressed for the tribe's annual feather hunt, Slim missed his wrist, accidentally slipping his bracelet collection over his pointy head and down his neck.

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  14. Do these neck rings make me look fat?

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  15. Now, who's the bad ass!?! And I still can put on this last ring in my hand!? Can you beat that? Huh, Sifu?

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  16. I've told you before, you can't pull off a beret.

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  17. Just to give you all a heads up, don't stick your neck out for this guy.

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  18. Mogabe, the devout witch doctor, was gradually making progress with his aspirations to be higher and closer to the gods.

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  19. They say in our African tribe that our penises are in direct proportion to the length and width of our necks.

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  20. I told plastic surgeon that I wanted to make the shaft longer so that the head would stick out farther, but this was not what I had in mind!!

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  21. Yes, I know that as my father's brother, Isaac is technically my "uncle," but that's not what I meant when I said that "he reminds me of an ant"...

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  22. And guess where this last ring is going...

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  23. Hmmm, feathers like a bird, neck like a giraffe, tusks like an elephant, now what am I missing? Oh yeah, hung like a horse!

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  24. Heidi Klum: In fashion, one minute you're in and the next minute, you're out. Auf Wiedersehen, Mbutu.

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  25. I have an inner GIRAFFE in me just dying to come out.

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  26. Ostrich Man Terrorizes Villagers

    News at Ten

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  27. I got nothing. I never do for these. I am so ashamed.

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  28. Ostrich Man holds the key to the Seventh and Fourth Dimensions.

    Behold!

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  29. Meet Kumbabe, the loser in tonight's Rockem Sockem Zulus.

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  30. Step right up, step right up! Don't be shy folks, everyone's a winner! Just toss the ring around my neck & win your lady a a prize! Only $5 for 3 throws. Look at how many have already won!

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  31. After his third mishap in as many attempts tribal elders decided that Muhmbabahumbadumbaday was never to touch the village Slinky again.

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  32. Yeah Dude, the chicks love it, but it's a bitch going through security at the airport.

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  33. Why? Three more rings and I will be able to rest my head in my own lap. That's why.

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  34. Mommy said Andy Buba from the LNH(Long necked hippo) tribe, "Keep your head held high". Andy obviously didn't get the point...:)

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  35. Those silly Americans believed us when we told them this was body art and a sign of masculinity. Idiots!

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  36. According to the lawsuit, Rosie Magumbo was suing the children of the village for taking the 'Ring around the rosie' game way too literally.

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  37. In the traditional game of 'Village Ringtoss,' no one comes out the real winner.

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  38. I think the feather is a bit much.

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  39. "Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar! Ladies, try Wisk to get rid of those..."

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  40. The higher the neck, the closer to God.

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  41. That Damn chiropractor must be a witch doctor, cuz my neck STILL hurts!

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  42. People weren't as surprised as you'd expect when Woodward & Bernstein finally revealed the identity of "Deep Throat."

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  43. "Maybe," Chief Nagito thought to himself with a sudden pang of regret, "I shouldn't be so critical of my children for wearing their pants hanging half off their butts."

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  44. Some people are just deathly afraid of hickeys.

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  45. Wow my throat hurts just from looking at this one. I got nothing here. Well...nothing to compare with the other captions. Funny stuff, guys.

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  46. Just one more ring and I get a free topping of my choice at Pizza Hut!

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  47. I thought you said a "rim" job . . .

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