Hello, boys and girls! I can see by the clock on the wall, it's time to play...Caption This! Take a close look at the photo below and give it your best shot. Enter as often as you'd like and return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus will be announced.
What is this guy up to?
Good luck!
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"Did I mention the pre-employment cavitiy search, Bob?"
ReplyDeleteOh, you wanted me to work harder on how to demonstrate a reaction? Wait 2 minutes.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No! I'm just practicing for my audition with the Blue Man Group.
ReplyDeleteryan prepares his revenge for the c- grade he received on his last lab report.
ReplyDeleteSome days I just love my job
ReplyDeleteThe good son.
ReplyDeleteProctology 101: 1. put on gloves 2. ask patient to bend over 3. THE PANTS, THE PANTS! ...Damn.
ReplyDeleteIntroducing the latest in Health Care Reform: the Ben Dover prostate exam center. Can also be performed via the drive-up window.
ReplyDeleteRead my hand.
ReplyDeleteOccasionally there comes a time in life when you just gotta take things into your own hands. In those defining moments, a great crevice is traversed, and deep sense of satisfaction is derived.
ReplyDeleteCavity Search Day never failed to put a smile on Billy's face.
ReplyDeleteOoh yeah baby...I'm about to get to know your prostrate real well. Snap!
ReplyDeleteYes, I am about to do what you think.
ReplyDeleteFirst there were swirlies, then wedgies, now butt-in-skies. Bullying sure has changed.
ReplyDeleteDuck... Duck...GOOSE !
ReplyDeleteToday Jimmy learned that lesbians don't have prostates, and that his nose breaks very easily.
ReplyDeleteIf it doesn't fit, you must acquit!
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ReplyDeleteMarkus
Sure, Billy looks slick now, but what Billy doesn't know, is that Fred had chili for lunch.
ReplyDeleteSimon thought he was out of luck at his Animal Husbandry classroom lab when there weren't any animals left to practice on...until he saw Professor Watkins.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... to lube or not to lube? That is the question.
ReplyDeleteOh Professor, remember that D you gave me?
ReplyDeleteLike the saying goes, "Revenge is a dish best served by sticking your hand clad in a latex glove right up the ass of an unsuspecting coworker."
ReplyDeleteHow Jimmy lost that promotion.
ReplyDeleteGiving a whole new meaning to "kissing" your bosses ass.
ReplyDelete"Dammit, boys! I'm going in, I know her missing blog post is in there somewhere"
ReplyDeleteDr. Fisher never again had to worry about being constipated as long as he had Eddie, his trusty student assistant, behind him to lend a hand as necessary.
ReplyDelete"Time to go to the land down under".
ReplyDelete"I'm just putting on this glove and smiling to make you think I'm going to plunge my fist in this dude's brownie hole"
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