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Goodness, gracious...great balls of fire.
ReplyDeleteWhen the ladies said these guys were hot in bed, they weren't kidding.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when you have sex with Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteIgnoring the warnings, the boys masturbated without lube anyway.
ReplyDeleteHow Jimmy's mom burned her tongue.
ReplyDelete"I'm burning up, burning up for your love."
ReplyDeleteSo it's true - you CAN make fire by rubbing sticks together.
ReplyDelete"I need some Ice, Ice, Baby."
ReplyDelete"Are they related to Jerry Lee Lewis?"
ReplyDeleteYvonne,
While waiting in the urologist's office, the guys realize their first sexual experience has been with the same girl. And she's not called Hot Crotch Helen for nothin'.
ReplyDeleteAfter the week-long LAN party, the boys got together for another kind of party. A rub-it-til-it-burns party. Literally.
ReplyDeleteI told you guys Dancing With The Stars was good this season.
ReplyDeleteO.K. boys, put away your light sabers and stop playing "Star Wars".
ReplyDelete"Not totally understanding the meaning of the term, the boys each aspired to be called "Fire-Crotch"."
ReplyDeleteWatching Dancing With the Stars to see Pamela Anderson's boobs bounce was something these three losers would never admit - but wait - was that her NIPPLE?
ReplyDeleteCan anyone smell that? I think it's grilled sausage. Yum!
ReplyDelete"Told you we could light up her life"
ReplyDelete(Congrats on winning this week)
This is why the phrase "blow me" was invented.
ReplyDeleteJust another day in Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan's boudoir.
ReplyDeleteWhen Donald Trump says, "you're fired," he's not kidding around.
ReplyDeleteTalk about flaming gay boys...
ReplyDeleteTheir mothers' warnings about STD's went out the window, along with the condoms. With penises ablaze, the boys realized they'd better stop, drop, and roll. And get some antibiotics.
ReplyDeleteMales seeking females: hot dudes looking for cool chicks
ReplyDeleteWhen we said come on baby light my fire, this wasn't what we meant.
ReplyDeleteIt took several seconds for the trio of commrades to realize that cleaning cum stains off their underwear with Zippo was not a good combination with watching porn movies.
ReplyDeleteThe Old Silly
What a bunch of flamers!
ReplyDeleteThe Nerdian Jewish sect of southern Massachusetts recreate the story of Moses and the Burning Bush in their own special way.
ReplyDeleteDude, do you smell something burning?
ReplyDeleteJeremy couldn't explain why he had blisters on his ass. His parents just wouldn't understand.
ReplyDeleteDude, I told you this Motorhead song would melt your junk!
ReplyDeleteThis is the normal progression. It starts with poor vision. In advanced cases, chronic masturbators are known to spontaneously combust.
ReplyDeleteOMG! These are all hysterical. You guys are all so out of my league.
ReplyDeleteNobody suspected the Harris boys of stealing Rubeus Hagrid's baby dragons, until they all simultaneously found out that the hatchlings were allergic to cat dander.
ReplyDeleteContest at our place, too, if interested
The hard on brothers masturbated so often and excessively their penises caught fire.
ReplyDeleteOur special of the day - penis flambé.
ReplyDelete"Guys, I don't think this is what they meant by 'firecrotch'."
ReplyDeleteThe initiation ceremony to join the Chess club got weirder every year.
ReplyDeleteTrying to make the best out of a bad situation, Clarence asked his friends if they were up for some smores.
ReplyDeleteAfter playing video games all of their lives, the boys decide to finally set their joysticks afire
ReplyDeleteDo you suffer from that itching burning feeling?
ReplyDeleteSuddenly, songwriters everywhere understood how a young Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band got their inspiration for "I'm on Fire."
ReplyDelete"At night I wake up with the sheets
soaking wet and
a freight train running
through the middle of my head -
only you can cool my desire
oooh I'm on fire......"
College student: "Ok guys, I'm gonna need you to look really intense in this shot, ok?..."
ReplyDelete*plays Billy Joel's, "We didn't start the fire" in background*
College Student: "Action!"
Everyone in Arkansas enjoys a good wiener roast!
ReplyDeleteI don't have a caption, but that is hilarious!
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