Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Gambling and Excessive Sexual Urges?

Last night I was enjoying TIVO - catching up on several TV programs I had missed during the past week. The beauty of TIVO is you can skip the commercials that ordinarily demand your absolute attention and, subsequently, turn us into zombie-like consumers. During a trip to the kitchen (okay, so I gave into a commercial for popcorn), I overheard an ad for Restless Legs Syndrome (RLS).

At first I was numb to the agony of such an affliction, but what really drew my attention was the list of side effects for the medication recommended to ease the symptoms. There were the usual: nausea, headaches and dizziness. But, as the announcer continued listing the side effects talking as fast as he could so maybe you wouldn't catch exactly what he was saying, I was dazed and confused.

  • "You may fall asleep without warning during daily activities such as driving." If texting drivers aren't bad enough, now we have to worry about those behind the wheel with RLS?
  • "If you have urges that lead to pathological gambling and/or excessive/inappropriate sexual activity, contact your physician at once." This one leaves me half-tempted to visit a local casino to conduct a poll of couples leaving together. I'd give them my best in-the-name-of-medical-research posture and, with all the seriousness I could possibly muster, ask, "Excuse me, are either of you currently taking medication for RLS?".
  • "Hallucinations." Hallucinations? Yes, the FDA has approved this medication. Can you imagine the patients that participated in the test studies? "Legs, what legs?". "I can fly!".
I returned to watching The Cho Show and empathized with Margaret during the episode about her writer's block; however, her attempt to relieve this type of block with a colonic is nothing I've ever considered when I need to get past my blocks. Anyway, my mind kept drifting back to that commercial and the side effects listed. Just what is in this medication and how does it relate to the treatment of RLS? Watching the TIVO-ed ad over and over wasn't answering my questions. It was time for me to conduct my own independent research.

RLS is a severe and often disabling neurological disorder which afflicts 10-15% of the general population due to dopaminergic abnormalities. The medications for treating RLS contain dopamine. Of course, it's dopaminergic drugs that bring on these unwelcomed (or welcomed) side effects according to the Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale, AZ.

So, as you're trying to sleep and your legs are performing a smashing rendition of Michael Flatley's River Dance, the medication could possibly trick your mind into believing that you are much better off falling asleep at the throttle when attempting to land your Buick at the casino for slots and sluts.

Sad, but true.


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5 comments:

  1. I remember hearing about RLS, and thinking, maybe I have that? But I do that for every disease that I hear about. So, I immediately said, Nah.

    I have experienced RBS, commonly referred to as Restless Body Syndrome. Usually when I am avoiding 52 things that were supposed to be done 3 weeks ago, or when I'm avoiding some reality that is flying back and forth in front of my face and I refuse to acknowledge, I get this problem. It feels like I have my finger in an electric socket and a great bolt of zizzling, agitating, neurotic energy pulses through my muscles. My antidote? ACTUALLY DO the 927 things I have been avoiding, or cry my eyes out about the pain I refused to confront, or, when none of that works, I run around the house in the middle of the night, alternatively stopping to jump up and down in place, or punch my arms out at the enemy called air. Then, I climb back into bed (or in Paris I fall back into bed) and lie on my back and flop my arms and legs up up and down and thrash my head from side to side until I exhaust myself and go to sleep.

    Cheaper than drugs. Boy, wouldn't it be fun to film it though?

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  2. Ok, so you opt out...you won't receive hate mail and they won't take away your birthday...of course, you could also call upon your flying monkeys when thing get really tough!

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  3. Happy Happy Fun Ball ;-)

    Actually, I broke my foot recently and the pain medicine they gave me had so many side effects listed, I flushed it down the toilet. They should have given me Vicodin. Oh wait, I might get addicted so instead they give me a medicine that may cause heart attack, stroke, etc.......SERIOUSLY!

    Have a great day!!!

    Keith

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  4. It's unbelievable isn't it? People want to assure you that so much testing is done and that no medication would be approved if it was found harmful.

    It's nice to know heart attacks aren't harmful.

    *Rolls eyes*

    Very funny post!

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  5. Well butter my butt and call me a bisquit, but I INVENTED RLS way back 40 years ago honey and let me tell you the cure - get off your ass and move around! All those drug ads on TV are ridiculous! They say "tell you doctor..." like shouldn't my doctor KNOW this stuff????

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