A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent". The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."The next week the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent they stink terribly." "Good", the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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So, are you telling me that my farts aren't really silent and odorless? As if I don't have enough to worry about. I'll add that to my list of neuroses.
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Hahaha! Funny joke. Thanks for sharing. I know a guy that will love this one. He shares them with his family during Sunday lunches. No kidding. He's nucking futs.
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ReplyDeleteAs usual you got my day off with a smile. But of course now I have to look around everytime......
ReplyDeleteWell damn. And here I thought mine smelled like roses!!
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