Three cheers for the red, white and blue.....
This is the weekend for attending parades, gathering with friends and family for B-B-Q's and watching spectacular firework displays, I wish you all a happy and safe 4th of July weekend.
And, speaking of fireworks.....
This week's installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! is a little different. What we're looking for this week is "He said", "She thought" to fill the balloons over the heads of Barrack and Hillary. Use your imagination and enter as often as you like until mid-night Sunday.
The Impartial Panel of Three ask that you indicate "He:" and "She:" to alleviate any confusion. Their decision will be announced here on Monday, so be sure to check back here to find out who takes home the lovely Golden Phallus and 500 EntreCard credits.
This week's installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! is a little different. What we're looking for this week is "He said", "She thought" to fill the balloons over the heads of Barrack and Hillary. Use your imagination and enter as often as you like until mid-night Sunday.
The Impartial Panel of Three ask that you indicate "He:" and "She:" to alleviate any confusion. Their decision will be announced here on Monday, so be sure to check back here to find out who takes home the lovely Golden Phallus and 500 EntreCard credits.
In the meantime......have a great weekend!
He: "I pretend to hate you, but I want to have you in the downward facing dog"
ReplyDeleteShe: "Omg I thought you would never ask, I have fantasized about you from the day I first laid eyes on you"
Barack: This country is fucked, now.
ReplyDeleteHillary: I have cankles!
Barack: "If you ever want to get back at Bill, just give me a call."
ReplyDeleteHillary: "I already have...how do you think Cheney had his heart attack?"
He: I have an erection.
ReplyDeleteShe: Yes. Yes, you do! OH GOD, YES!
He:"Someone's been doing her Kegel exercises."
ReplyDeleteShe: He noticed!
Barack: Ummm, I found a giant box of porn in your old bedroom at the White House. Should I send it to Bill?
ReplyDeleteHillary: Whew! He thinks it's Bill's.
Obama: I'm gonna rock your world.
ReplyDeleteHillary: Ooooh, I'm counting on it, baby!
He: I'm going to fix healthcare!
ReplyDeleteShe: Ooh, baby. I love it when you talk dirty to me!
He: You know, if the Vice President, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, the President Pro Tempore of the Senate and I all die, you're next in line to be President.
ReplyDeleteShe: YES!
He: "I know you're really a man."
ReplyDeleteShe: "I know you're really white."
I realized my last one is too long to fit in the bubbles. How about shortening it to:
ReplyDeleteHe: You're 4th in line for succession.
She: YES!
He: Oprah is my mistress.
ReplyDeleteShe: Mine too!
Barack: I'll take out Bill if you take out Michelle
ReplyDeleteHillary: Like, I can take her out on a date?
he: we have just learned terrorists are launching an attack on washington
ReplyDeleteshe: oh look, balloons!
He said: God baby, I love your cankles!
ReplyDeleteShe said: Oooh, and your sooo big! Even Bill has his shortcomings Hussein.
He: I told her, "Sarah, buck up, at least they never called you the N word."
ReplyDeleteShe: OMG! No you dih-int!
He: Wanna explore my stimulus package.
ReplyDeleteShe: *Gasp* Give it to me, baby!
Bob
Cowboys on Mars