Say it isn’t so. Contrary to popular belief, the Mullet is not dead, no siree. I’ve recently come to realize there is a popular uprising in men’s desire to bring back this once popular hair-don’t from the 80’s. I’ve had many a Mullet spotting over the past several months and it’s scary, real scary.
With its two-haircut-in-one appearance and popularity with the good times set, the mullet is occasionally referred to as having "business in the front and a party in the back." Frightening, the Mullet is more than a way of life, it’s a state of mind. Accessories for the mullet often include moustaches, wife-beater shirts, beer and sunglasses.
Listed here are several popular spotting places you will find this hideous bi-level cut.
1. WalMart2. Alabama
3. NASCAR Races
4. CMT's My Big Fat Redneck Wedding
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd Concerts ("Freebird! Freebird!")
I say, wearing a Mullet makes any man look like a complete idiot. Get yourself to a barber and cut that stupid looking thing. By cutting your Mullet, you will instantly look less poor and way more intelligent. No more looking like a freak of nature.
