Wacky Wednesday! Buy It On eBay

At one time or another, most people have bought from eBay. Last evening, I was curious to see what eBay had listed in their "Everything Else" category, so I took a spin and here are a few of the unusual items I found. Yes, these are actual items and the bidding ends soon. Hurry, if you are interested!

Truly Amazing Heart Shaped Potato! Highly Unusual! Amazing heart shaped potato! Show someone how much you love them with this one of a kind anomaly. I will vacuum pack it for lasting life.
Starting bid: $9.99


Remote Control Fart Machine 2 Makes 15 Farting Sounds

You are bidding on a new Remote Control Fart Machine #2. Makes 15 farting sounds and works up to 100 feet away and works through walls! Thanks for looking.

Buy It Now price: $8.99

Silver Cremation Urn & Vial With Cross Charm Sturdy, discrete and secure, this urn is 1 3/4" tall and has a small clear vial inside to hold a small amount of your loved ones ashes. Keep them close to you always. These urns are strong and lightweight enough to carry every day and fits nicely on a key chain or necklace.
Starting bid: $7.89