A Girl Can Dream, Can't She?

Ahhhh, to live a life of luxury, one can always dream. For those of us who may never accumulate the wealth it would take to do so, there's always the Internet to help us dream.

I do, however, have the luxury of time. Time to browse the Internet to shop for those things that I would have provided I had the means. There are so many "design your own" generators that one can configure their luxury items and, for a moment, live the good life. As you peruse my finds, feel free to click on the links to design your own and on any photo to biggify....that's what moooooog said.

For example, the ultimate dream car.....


That, my friends, is the Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport. The color? Why Chocolate, of course. The cost? $2 million. Can you imagine going to the grocery store or picking up the kids from soccer practice in this baby?! This car absolutely screams theme song. Yes, you can program the sound system to play your theme song each and every time you start the engine. Me? I'd play Steppenwolf's Born to be Wild. Note: For you Barry Manilow lovers, I suggest a Chevy Cobalt.

Give me a moment.....the wind in my hair, the roar of the engine, the sound of a police car's siren, the thrust of acceleration as I flee.....yeahhhhh!

Then, there are the simple things. A girl can never have too many shoes. For those of you that may not know, I hung my corporate heels up years ago. Now, on any given day, you'll find a pair of Converse on my feet. No, not the traditional red high tops. I'm talkin' about one the hundreds of designs you can have by just clicking a few buttons.


The cool thing about the Converse generator is you can design every aspect of these shoes: colors, prints, laces, linings, etc. And, if you're really adventurous, you can even personalize them with your own I.D., notice the "Scream" on the side of this shoe. The design? Yes, those are pink skull and crossbones, it's my version of Chanel. The cost? $62. Just think of the hundreds of pairs you could have if money were no object. Pop on over to design yours and don't forget the other members of your family, they'll want 30-40 pairs too.

Well, that's just a couple of examples out there where you can live the dream without leaving your laptop. It's fun, it's easy, it's free. Give it a try. And, for those of you who are dreamers like me, if you have a favorite design generator, please let me know. I just love dreaming.

And, speaking of dreaming, do you dream of winning The Golden Phallus? Join me tomorrow for another edition of Caption This!. Your dreams could come true.

Laughter For Dummies

Da Old Man and his staff selected me as this week's winner of "Caption This". If you scroll down the right sidebar, you'll notice the glorious trophy, known as the Zucchini Award, I was presented. Please click over to Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars and take a look at the winning caption. While you are there, I'm sure you'll find a dose or two of side-splitting hilarity - you'll be glad you did!

Oh me, oh my.  Lookie what I've found.  A "Book For Dummies" cover generator for you to add to your blog or prank your friends and family.  You, too, can author your own edition by clicking the link below.  Have fun!

Book Cover Generator

Come On Down To South Park

...and meet some friends of mine.

Introducing Casey Dilla

This is my South Park character, Casey Dilla.  Casey is currently enjoying the beaches in Mexico during Spring Break and will soon make her way back to the mountains of Colorado to rejoin Kyle, Stan, Cartman and the others.  Why don't you come on down to South Park and create your very own character.  You will be given the choice of over 10,000 body parts, accessories, animals and backgrounds from SP-Studio. 

Even Super Heros Take The Day Off

Yes, my life as Fancy Lasered Jones has been me very busy these days. So much so that I've decided to take the day off. Trust me, it's not easy being in so many different places at once. The citizens of Cheesy City will just have to fend for themselves today.  Not to worry, I'll be back.....

   

While I'm away, I think you'll all enjoy creating your own Super Hero persona over at The Hero Factory. Many thanks to a couple of members of my Super Hero League, Unfinished Rambler and OMyWord!, for their inspiration.    

Big News, Really BIG News!

I'm so excited, I just couldn't wait to share the news! Please read below - 

news clipping

Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

If you are from a dysfunctional family, you have either received or wanted to write a letter like the sample below.

Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, let the generator do all the hard work for you. You just sit back, take a load off.

Click here to be taken to the generator that gives you many appropriate choices to "fill in the blanks".

Dear Evil Twin,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ruined my life. If you had a clue you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me uncompassionate and unsympathetic. 

This time you have taken your psycho bitchiness to the next level. 

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of shit. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs. You must be the product of inbreeding. You are EVIL! It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat. 

Drop dead you waste of space, 

The Good Twin

PS: Please do not reply back, I want NO explanations. I need time to forget that you ever existed.