- When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Laugh madly, and go back for more.
- Ask if you can push the button for the other people as the board, but push the wrong ones.
- Pretend to make a call, “Hello, Psychic Hotline? Can you tell me what floor I’m on?”
- Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, “Hi Jim, what took you so long?”
- Move your desk into the elevator and when someone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
- Lay down a Twister mat and ask if anyone would like to play.
- Look panicked and ask, “Anyone feel that?”
- Stand really close to someone. Sniff them and then make a horrible face.
- Call out, “Group hug!” Enforce it.
- Grimace painfully and smack your forehead and mutter, “Shut up – all of you, just shut up!”
- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers in a cartoon voice.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Stare and grin at a passenger for awhile. Then announce, “I’ve got on new socks”.
- Thank everyone for flying today as they exit.
