It's President's Day and I have decided to celebrate the day with an activity which is rich in tradition and full of glory. An activity which every red-blooded one of you should move on to show your patriotism and that you are doing your part to stimulate our economy which, if you don't mind me saying, is in the crapper.
SHOPPING!!!!
Yes, that's right, shopping! Hurry, revisit your Sunday paper and scan the Internet for the sales of a lifetime. Don't let this opportunity pass you by. So, put on your walking shoes, grab your wallet and hit the streets to stroll the malls. Do what's right for America, ladies and gentlemen, go shopping! Your country will thank you.
