This chain letter was started in Phoenix with the hope of bringing happiness to husbands across the country. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost any money and is guaranteed to work.
Simply send a copy of this letter to ten of your married friends who are equally unhappy. Then package-up your wife and send her to the man’s name that appears at the top of the list - don’t forget to add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name reaches the top of the list, you will receive 32,127 women - some of them will be outstanding.
Have faith; please DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN. One poor fellow broke the chain and received his own wife back.
A Helpful Friend
P. S. A close friend had received 714 women; however, he was buried yesterday – it was the first time he had a smile on his face in many years.