Dear Friend,
This chain letter was started in Phoenix with the hope of bringing happiness to husbands across the country. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost any money and is guaranteed to work.
Simply send a copy of this letter to ten of your married friends who are equally unhappy. Then package-up your wife and send her to the man’s name that appears at the top of the list - don’t forget to add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name reaches the top of the list, you will receive 32,127 women - some of them will be outstanding.
Have faith; please DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN. One poor fellow broke the chain and received his own wife back.
Sincerely,
A Helpful Friend
P. S. A close friend had received 714 women; however, he was buried yesterday – it was the first time he had a smile on his face in many years.
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14 Screaming Fans Have Spoken:
No thanks, better the devil you know. ;-)
Tempting... I'll stick my one-and-only, though :)
Hmmm... so what this letter is saying is that we can "upgrade" to something newer and better? I thought that's what mid life crises and divorce were for! :p
Funny one ;)I'm pretty impressed with your blog..I've decided to become your blog follower and blog roll you..
I'm sticking with the one I have as well. Shoot we just became fully compatible in the bedroom.
We always achieve simultaneous headaches now.
"I'm sticking with the one I have as well".
Ditto!
Wish I'd known about this four years ago....
Can we send husbands?
32k women...could I still control what we watch on TV? : )
Awesome. This beats becoming Muslim big time. Unfortunately I really like the lady in my life and will stick with her.
My goodness. All those women would drive me 700 miles past the point of insanity and completely drain my semen reserves. I'd be nothin' but a dried up, fu**ed up husk of a crazy bastard.
Wait.... I'm already there, dude. Where do I sign?
I'm already too tired with one. 32,000? Nope, gonna have to break the chain :-)
Hilarious! And tempting at once. Hmmmm?
While I am unmarried and do not technically meet the entry requirements, I would be happy to entertain any unclaimed women. I've been in a bit a slump lately...please just send them over to store. Thanks. I'm off to the bird bath to freshen up.
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