Obnoxious Elevator Fun!
- When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Laugh madly, and go back for more.
- Ask if you can push the button for the other people as the board, but push the wrong ones.
- Pretend to make a call, “Hello, Psychic Hotline? Can you tell me what floor I’m on?”
- Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, “Hi Jim, what took you so long?”
- Move your desk into the elevator and when someone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
- Lay down a Twister mat and ask if anyone would like to play.
- Look panicked and ask, “Anyone feel that?”
- Stand really close to someone. Sniff them and then make a horrible face.
- Call out, “Group hug!” Enforce it.
- Grimace painfully and smack your forehead and mutter, “Shut up – all of you, just shut up!”
- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers in a cartoon voice.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Stare and grin at a passenger for awhile. Then announce, “I’ve got on new socks”.
- Thank everyone for flying today as they exit.
16. Use the emergency phone to order a cheese pizza, no sauce, no cheese.
ReplyDeleteBy far the best entertainment is real or fake farting on an elevator. Remote Control Fart Machine 2. And, AS SEEN ON THE HOWARD STERN SHOW, Liquid Ass Stink Bomb Spray!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. The desk is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteIf I was 14 years old I would do this list in a heart beat.
ReplyDeleteThose are really funny. I don't think I would have the guts to do any of them, but I'd sure lol so hard if someone else did.
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