Friday, May 15, 2009

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 3

Yep, it's time for another installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: "Caption This".   

The Rules Are Quite Simple:
1. View the photo below.
2. Insert a creative caption.

See how easy this is?  

Now, what do we have for the winner?
1. The Golden Phallus
2. 500 EntreCard Credits

The Fine Print: 
Enter often.
Contest closes at midnight Sunday.
The winning caption will be announced Monday.  
Decision of  the "Impartial Panel of Three" is final.
  

Click photo for a larger view...yikes!

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38 comments:

  1. Moooooog35May 15, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    ...and the life of a serial killer begins.

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  2. ChrisMay 15, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    "Hello, Child Protective Services? I'd like to report Daddy."

    "But Mommy, I wanted to be a PUMPKIN."

    Luckily, I keep my aliens NUMBERED for just such an emergency.

    "No, Cletus, dressing our baby as a rooster is stupid. HEY, WHERE'S THE FAKE BLOOD AND ALIEN?"

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  3. NooterMay 15, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    awww, a trick or treat photo of sigourney weavers little girl

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  4. NooterMay 15, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    kids will stick anything in their mouths wont they?

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  5. MikeMay 15, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    Mommy, I think I need some esophagus obedience training. Specifically, stay.

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  6. MikeMay 15, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    Is this what heartburn feels like? I don't like heartburn at all.

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  7. AnonymousMay 15, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    I told them it looked like a penis, but would they listen?

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  8. DouglasDyerMay 15, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    Once again, my date just stared at my little cock like there was an alien coming out of it or something.

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  9. DouglasDyerMay 15, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    Sure, swine flu is bad but it's nothing compared to the ravages of chicken aliens.

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  10. PhilipDyerMay 15, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    Scream all you want, bitch, but you’re next.

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  11. PhilipDyerMay 15, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    Now that little Johnny has a space alien sticking out of his chest, he has developed quite an attitude.

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  12. PhilipDyerMay 15, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    At this time, I'd like to submit exhibit C into the "Willie Turnblatt vs. His Parents" case, your honor.

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  13. PhilipDyerMay 15, 2009 at 1:04 PM

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  14. PhilipDyerMay 15, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    It's never pretty when passive-aggressive parents disagree on their baby's Halloween costume.

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  15. nonamedufusMay 15, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    My parents went to see Alien 3 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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  16. nonamedufusMay 15, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    Ha, you think that's bad, you should see the other guy. Oh, this IS the other guy.

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  17. Chelle BlöggerMay 15, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    Little Isabella's unborn twin brother, Guido, decides to make his debut at the family reunion...

    (Disclaimer: Urghhh! I suck at these but a golden phallus is too tempting!) :D

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  18. UnknownMay 16, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Damn you and damn your camera!

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  19. Doctor FaustrollMay 16, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    I know Dick Cheney, and this isn't Dick Cheney.

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  20. SquidsquirtsMay 17, 2009 at 1:10 AM

    Although she'd always denied it, this was incontrovertible proof that his wife had been unfaithful during his Star Trek 'Trekkies' conference last year.

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  21. Plastic MancunianMay 17, 2009 at 5:11 AM

    Alien: Thank God for that. I can't even begin to imagine what that bloody baby had eaten for lunch!

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  22. My Daily ListMay 17, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    I don't care how horny you get, having sex while pregnant can have devastating consequences.

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  23. AnonymousMay 17, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    Now repeat after me, "The umbilical cord is mine." When I count to three you will wake up.

    JOEL

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  24. carsonbMay 17, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Is that an alien in your chest, or are you just happy to see me?

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  25. AnonymousMay 18, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    I so want to buy that kid.

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  26. UnknownMay 18, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    OMG I so want to buy his parents !!!

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  27. VenomMay 19, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    Um, did I mention the baby has a severe allergy to pomegranate?

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  28. Winky TwinkyMay 19, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    OH NO!! You killed Kenny...again!!

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  29. MichaelMay 19, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    What do you call a child with a chicken's head sticking out of his abdomen?


    An ambulance!

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  30. ImpulsiveMay 20, 2009 at 2:56 AM

    Most people stab you in the back... thanks for stabbing me in the front. Atleast I saw it coming.

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  31. Mr. ShifeMay 21, 2009 at 1:28 PM

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  32. Mr. ShifeMay 21, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    I guess I should of had The Happy Meal.

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  33. UnknownMay 21, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    Nine months after the "probing" at the mothership, we welcome a new addition to the family

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  34. MamaFloMay 23, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    OMG - I didn't even see that coming!!

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  35. UnknownMay 23, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Introducing Turbablien! Like Turducken, but you can't eat it.

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  36. moongoddesslaeMay 23, 2009 at 10:47 PM

    I love the facial expression more!!hAha. cuteee!!

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  37. UnknownMay 24, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Mom, are you SURE you have enough money for the lifetime of therapy I will need?

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  38. AnonymousMay 24, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    Why can't I just be a Hobo like the other kids?

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