Friday, May 15, 2009

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 3

Yep, it's time for another installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: "Caption This".   

The Rules Are Quite Simple:
1. View the photo below.
2. Insert a creative caption.

See how easy this is?  

Now, what do we have for the winner?
1. The Golden Phallus
2. 500 EntreCard Credits

The Fine Print: 
Enter often.
Contest closes at midnight Sunday.
The winning caption will be announced Monday.  
Decision of  the "Impartial Panel of Three" is final.
  

Click photo for a larger view...yikes!

39 comments:

  1. ...and the life of a serial killer begins.

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  2. "Hello, Child Protective Services? I'd like to report Daddy."

    "But Mommy, I wanted to be a PUMPKIN."

    Luckily, I keep my aliens NUMBERED for just such an emergency.

    "No, Cletus, dressing our baby as a rooster is stupid. HEY, WHERE'S THE FAKE BLOOD AND ALIEN?"

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  3. awww, a trick or treat photo of sigourney weavers little girl

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  4. kids will stick anything in their mouths wont they?

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  5. Mommy, I think I need some esophagus obedience training. Specifically, stay.

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  6. Is this what heartburn feels like? I don't like heartburn at all.

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  7. I told them it looked like a penis, but would they listen?

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  8. Once again, my date just stared at my little cock like there was an alien coming out of it or something.

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  9. Sure, swine flu is bad but it's nothing compared to the ravages of chicken aliens.

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  10. Scream all you want, bitch, but you’re next.

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  11. Now that little Johnny has a space alien sticking out of his chest, he has developed quite an attitude.

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  12. At this time, I'd like to submit exhibit C into the "Willie Turnblatt vs. His Parents" case, your honor.

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  14. It's never pretty when passive-aggressive parents disagree on their baby's Halloween costume.

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  15. My parents went to see Alien 3 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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  16. Ha, you think that's bad, you should see the other guy. Oh, this IS the other guy.

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  17. Little Isabella's unborn twin brother, Guido, decides to make his debut at the family reunion...

    (Disclaimer: Urghhh! I suck at these but a golden phallus is too tempting!) :D

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  18. Damn you and damn your camera!

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  19. I know Dick Cheney, and this isn't Dick Cheney.

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  20. Although she'd always denied it, this was incontrovertible proof that his wife had been unfaithful during his Star Trek 'Trekkies' conference last year.

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  21. Alien: Thank God for that. I can't even begin to imagine what that bloody baby had eaten for lunch!

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  22. I don't care how horny you get, having sex while pregnant can have devastating consequences.

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  23. Now repeat after me, "The umbilical cord is mine." When I count to three you will wake up.

    JOEL

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  24. Is that an alien in your chest, or are you just happy to see me?

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  25. OMG I so want to buy his parents !!!

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  26. Um, did I mention the baby has a severe allergy to pomegranate?

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  27. OH NO!! You killed Kenny...again!!

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  28. What do you call a child with a chicken's head sticking out of his abdomen?


    An ambulance!

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  29. Most people stab you in the back... thanks for stabbing me in the front. Atleast I saw it coming.

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  31. I guess I should of had The Happy Meal.

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  32. Nine months after the "probing" at the mothership, we welcome a new addition to the family

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  33. Hi I just stopped by to drop on your Entrecard and wanted to let you know that you have been added to Blog Angel's All Above the Crease Drop List . I created the list because I was sick of wasting time trying to find people's Ecards. You and everyone on the list has their Entrecards in an easy to find location. Stop by and check it out.

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  34. OMG - I didn't even see that coming!!

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  35. Introducing Turbablien! Like Turducken, but you can't eat it.

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  36. I love the facial expression more!!hAha. cuteee!!

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  37. Mom, are you SURE you have enough money for the lifetime of therapy I will need?

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  38. Why can't I just be a Hobo like the other kids?

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