Friday, May 29, 2009

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 4

(Cue circus music.) Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the greatest show on earth! It's time for another installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This!  It's fun and oh so easy to play.

Simply put on your thinking cap and take a gander at the photo below.  Then, once your brain engages, submit your caption. See how easy this is?

Amaze your friends and family with the lovely Golden Phallus. This coveted trophy will be awarded to the author of the winning caption. Wouldn't this look great on your fireplace mantel? Plus, there's more! The winner will also be awarded 500, that's right, 500 EC credits.

And, what's a contest without the fine print? Enter as often as you like, contest ends midnight Sunday. Be sure to check back here Monday for the announcement of those that received most-honorable mentions and the grand prize winner.  The decision of The Impartial Panel of Three is final.




37 comments:

  1. "i just hate people staring at me!"

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    .ero

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  2. Jimmy...if you keep making that face it's gonna stay that way.

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  3. If you listen closely, you can hear Allen's mother cry herself to sleep.

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  4. The School of Etiquette closed amidst complaints that they were not properly showing their students where to set the steak knives.

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  5. ..and that was the last time the Smith's hired a babysitter from Craigslist.

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  6. Wow. His eyes are a weird shade of brown.

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  7. Frank proves that with the proper combination of Chicago Cutlery and nasal grommets you can indeed sneeze with your eyes open.

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  8. Speak up I've got a coaster stuck in my ears!

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  9. Q. Why are you so successful at selling kitchen implements door-to-door?
    A. I've got a nose for ginsu knives.

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  10. Another Liberal Arts degree at work.

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  11. It was on or about this time that the Ginsu demonstration got a bit weird.

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  12. Benji had always worried about being unprepared for a knife fight.

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  13. I really had to quit my job as the En Japanese Steakhouse's Grillmaster...I can't come up with any more ways to cover up my mistakes.

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  14. The surgery had been considered a success until x-rays showed that a few instruments had been left behind.

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  15. You do not want to know where he keeps the rest of his dining utensils!

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  16. Next time, I'm choosing "Truth", dammit.

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  17. Why do you airport screeners always pick on me?

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  18. When Magneto was a boy he was always getting cutlery stuck to his face.

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  19. Which knives best match my shoes? The steak or the butter? I just can't decide.

    Guess who's coming to dinner? The good news: he brings his own utensils!

    Breathe Right strips? They're for sissies! Knives do a better job opening those nasal passages!

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  20. Refuses to pay for cable.

    PS: This is my first visit here, dear Me-Me. One look at this picture, and you can rest assured that I will be back again!

    ExpatFromHell

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  21. Knives...They're not just for cutting. The latest, sharpest accessory. All the not-so-cool kids are sportin' them...and they're not getting picked on anymore.

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  22. Steve learns the hard way that steak knives in his nose are good for decoration but not for oral sex.

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  23. You know, next time, I'm definitely going to listen when my mother tells me to not play with knives.

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  24. "Does this make my butt look big?"

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  25. "And if you think that's weird, you should see my testicles!"

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  26. Ronnie would soon become the first person ever to open a portable Benihana's.

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  27. "Fear of intimacy? What fear of intimacy?"

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  28. "And then here in the back, I'm going to have a microwave installed."

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  29. meals are half-price at the Benihana training academy if youre brave enough

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  30. With God as his witness, Nigel swore he would never again be a victim of nasal rape!

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  31. For fifty bucks, I can simultaneously pleasure and neuter your dog.

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  32. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get the hell away from this guy!

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  33. Ungirdled PassionMay 30, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    Results of Dick Cheney's latest hunting excursion.

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  34. Proof that some men could POSSIBLY endure child birth.

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