Yea! It's Saturday! Tonight I'll be watching one of my favorite programs, My Big, Fat Redneck Wedding. Have you ever wondered what leads to these people gettin' hitched in the first place? Most of the blessed couples have already been married 3-4 times, why take the plunge again? You also wonder what kind of finessing had to have taken place. Well, I just may have the inside scoop on this phenomenon - redneck pick up lines.
1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2. My love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
3. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd love to check you out.
4. Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.
5. You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
6. Fat penguin.....sorry, I just wanted something to break the ice.
7. I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer bed-rock.
8. I can't find my monkey, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
9. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep 'til afternoon.
And, the best fer last.....
11. Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Don't forget to make your way over to Me-Me's Playhouse for another installment of "Caption This!". You have until midnight Sunday to submit your captions.