This Bud's For You!

One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds.

The passenger, Bubba said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers."

"Don't worry Bubba", Earl said. "We'll pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick them to our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?", asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin'", said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reach the road block the sheriff said,

"You boys been drinkin?"

"No sir", said Earl, "we're on the patch!"


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Pick Up Lines To Get To Your Big, Fat Redneck Wedding

Yea! It's Saturday! Tonight I'll be watching one of my favorite programs, My Big, Fat Redneck Wedding. Have you ever wondered what leads to these people gettin' hitched in the first place? Most of the blessed couples have already been married 3-4 times, why take the plunge again? You also wonder what kind of finessing had to have taken place. Well, I just may have the inside scoop on this phenomenon - redneck pick up lines. 

1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2. My love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

3. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd love to check you out.

4. Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.

5. You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

6. Fat penguin.....sorry, I just wanted something to break the ice.

7. I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer bed-rock.

8. I can't find my monkey, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

9. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep 'til afternoon.

And, the best fer last.....

11. Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

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Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This!

Happy Saturday Everyone!

Today's installment of Me-Me's Playhouse gives you the opportunity to really get those creative juices flowing. Take a look at the picture below and give it your best shot. The winning caption will be announced on Monday - plus the winner will receive 500 EC credits and a gorgeous trophy. Good luck!

Yikes! Mullet Spotting!

Say it isn’t so.  Contrary to popular belief, the Mullet is not dead, no siree.  I’ve recently come to realize there is a popular uprising in men’s desire to bring back this once popular hair-don’t from the 80’s.  I’ve had many a Mullet spotting over the past several months and it’s scary, real scary.

 

With its two-haircut-in-one appearance and popularity with the good times set, the mullet is occasionally referred to as having "business in the front and a party in the back." Frightening, the Mullet is more than a way of life, it’s a state of mind. Accessories for the mullet often include moustaches, wife-beater shirts, beer and sunglasses.

Listed here are several popular spotting places you will find this hideous bi-level cut.

1. WalMart
2. Alabama
3. NASCAR Races
4. CMT's My Big Fat Redneck Wedding
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd Concerts ("Freebird! Freebird!")

I say, wearing a Mullet makes any man look like a complete idiot. Get yourself to a barber and cut that stupid looking thing. By cutting your Mullet, you will instantly look less poor and way more intelligent.  No more looking like a freak of nature.

Trailer Trash

You Know You're Trailer Trash If...

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table infront of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this!"

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Time for interactive fun! You know you're trailer trash if....

Post your addition to the list in "comments" below.

Wacky Wednesday! Weddings

Wacky Wednesday! Weddings