Friday, January 16, 2009

Trailer Trash

You Know You're Trailer Trash If...

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table infront of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this!"

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Time for interactive fun! You know you're trailer trash if....
Post your addition to the list in "comments" below.


  1. You think "My name is Earl" is a documentary.

  2. ... you think it's time to take a bath only when things start feeling a bit sticky on your parts and all the critters and bugs start crawlin' out of your crusty orifices.

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  4. You have enough cars in your yard to house a colony of raccoons but none of them run, so you have to get a ride to work from your cousin/brother Jimmy Joe.

  5. Most statements you make to you kids Start out with their full name, are about bodily harm and have at least 3 explicit words.
    i.e. Bobby Jim Odell if you let that god-damn door slam one more time I am going to kick your little F*&king a$$

  6. You ride a bike but not for your health but becaused you license is revoked for DWI

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  8. The first thing you said to your prom date was "Get off me Pa, you're squishin' ma smokes!"

  9. Your house moves but your twelve cars don't.

  10. Home Sweet Home. Not all poor folks are trash.
    Sometimes you have to make do with what you have.

  11. I love your new layout! Very cute!
    I gave you an award - love love love your blog!


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