Saturday, July 11, 2009
This Bud's For You!
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds.
The passenger, Bubba said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers."
"Don't worry Bubba", Earl said. "We'll pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick them to our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin'", said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reach the road block the sheriff said,
"You boys been drinkin?"
"No sir", said Earl, "we're on the patch!"
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In the words of Aunt Linda from SNL, this one gets
ReplyDeleteTwo gaaaaaahs, and a wha?
hee hee
LOL I might have to try that with the Patron labels.. you think it will fly?
ReplyDeleteGood one. Maybe they need a bud patch.
ReplyDeleteSadly, that's not the funny part. The funny part is that the cop let them through. Ahem!
ReplyDeletegreat pic that you have for this story. fits perfectly!
ReplyDeleteoh im on the bacon patch. just put a piece under my collar and try not to think about it.
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Damn and I just threw my bottle of MD 20/20 away without pulling off that sticker
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Okay, I live in the South and know quite a few people named Bubba and Earl, so is it wrong that I know people who might actually try the patch excuse?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh.
hahahahahaha, this made me laugh so hard ! :)
ReplyDeleteIngrid
is everything ok?
ReplyDeleteMissing the screaming of MeMe!
ReplyDeleteHope the heat hasn't melted you Sweetie!
I think it might render the police officer speechless. Looking forward to new posts.
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ReplyDeleteToo Funny! Been missing your wacky humor - shame on me - hard to keep up this summer w/limited time on line. But I'm back - thanks so much for this giggle!
ReplyDeleteSure hope you're okay and just taking a rest. We miss you Me-Me.
ReplyDeleteAck! Still no screaming can be heard from the Me-Me!
ReplyDeleteSending good screaming thoughts your way!
Me-Me, please come back. I miss you. I hope you're OK.
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P.S.: I also hope you are all right.
love the pic, but i thought my grand dad died 32 years ago - apparently, just hiding
ReplyDeleteWHOAAAAAA! That's a guy who needs a good drug rehab for his alcohol addiction.
ReplyDeletegreat blog keep up the good work
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