Saturday, July 11, 2009

This Bud's For You!


One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds.

The passenger, Bubba said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers."

"Don't worry Bubba", Earl said. "We'll pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick them to our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?", asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin'", said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reach the road block the sheriff said,

"You boys been drinkin?"

"No sir", said Earl, "we're on the patch!"


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23 comments:

  1. In the words of Aunt Linda from SNL, this one gets

    Two gaaaaaahs, and a wha?

    hee hee

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  2. LOL I might have to try that with the Patron labels.. you think it will fly?

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  3. Good one. Maybe they need a bud patch.

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  4. Sadly, that's not the funny part. The funny part is that the cop let them through. Ahem!

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  5. great pic that you have for this story. fits perfectly!

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  6. oh im on the bacon patch. just put a piece under my collar and try not to think about it.
    try...

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  7. Damn and I just threw my bottle of MD 20/20 away without pulling off that sticker

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  10. Okay, I live in the South and know quite a few people named Bubba and Earl, so is it wrong that I know people who might actually try the patch excuse?

    Thanks for the laugh.

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  11. hahahahahaha, this made me laugh so hard ! :)

    Ingrid

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  12. Missing the screaming of MeMe!

    Hope the heat hasn't melted you Sweetie!

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  13. I think it might render the police officer speechless. Looking forward to new posts.

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  15. Too Funny! Been missing your wacky humor - shame on me - hard to keep up this summer w/limited time on line. But I'm back - thanks so much for this giggle!

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  16. Sure hope you're okay and just taking a rest. We miss you Me-Me.

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  17. Ack! Still no screaming can be heard from the Me-Me!

    Sending good screaming thoughts your way!

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  18. Me-Me, please come back. I miss you. I hope you're OK.

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  20. love the pic, but i thought my grand dad died 32 years ago - apparently, just hiding

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  21. WHOAAAAAA! That's a guy who needs a good drug rehab for his alcohol addiction.

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