It's Friday.....already? Wow, this week has really zoomed by for me. It must be the frickin' heat. At 114 degrees, trust me, the temperature can surely mess with your brain. Yeah, yeah, I know...it's a dry heat. Arizona is the only place I know where you can make instant sun tea.Anyway, it's time to Caption This!
The rules are simple.....view the photo, enter your captions, win prizes. You have until mid-night Sunday to enter as many captions as you'd like. Impress The Impartial Panel of Three and take home The Golden Phallus plus 500 EntreCard credits.
Be sure to check back on Monday for the awards ceremony.
Good luck!
Click photo to biggify...ha, ha!
15 years of going to the gym have really paid off for Bertha.
ReplyDelete"After" (The before picture is too hideous to publish.)
ReplyDeleteDoes this weight machine make my ass look fat?
ReplyDeleteA leopard never changes its spots, but this leotard shoulda been changed 2 weeks ago.
ReplyDelete..to think 17 leopards died for this fat bitch.
ReplyDeleteJohnson & Johnson debuts the strongest. Spandex. Ever.
ReplyDeleteBertha was finally getting in shape: potato-shaped.
ReplyDeleteGet your motor runnin'
ReplyDeleteHead out on the highway
Looking for adventure
~Born to be wild~
~Born to be wild~
Bertha is building muscles. Whalers beware.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to be done and get one of those double whoppers with large fries! I'll balance it out with a Diet Coke...
ReplyDeleteThe hippo knew the others in her family would laugh if they knew she wanted to lose weight So sfter the hippo ate the leopard, it used it's skin as a disguise. They were none the wiser
ReplyDeleteOh My God! Is that a brass art-deco sconce on the wall! It's stunningly beautiful!
ReplyDeleteNutritionists warn that if you eat more than 10 carrots a day, your skin may turn orange, but they never tell you what could happen if you eat more than 10 leopards a day.
ReplyDeleteThose aren't leopard spots, they're panther crumbs.
ReplyDeleteIn Desperate Bid for Comeback, Rosie O'Donnell Gets Perm, Joins Curves and Crafts Jaunty Spandex Catsuit
ReplyDeleteEsmerelda is very proud of overcoming anorexia.
ReplyDeleteWoman against Machine
ReplyDeleteI'll be back with more.
About 20 years, and 300# too late.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely "or not to be" is the answer!
ReplyDeleteHow does this Weight Watchers Workout work? I keep waitin' and watchin' but nothin' seems to happen.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Thanks for adding dufusdownbeat to your blogroll. Cool.
"I'm too sexy for my spots!"
ReplyDeleteMary had to keep her arms strong, her next kill would be an elephant trunk for her husband.
ReplyDeleteAll together now..."cause she's got high hopes..."
ReplyDeleteI wonder if any part of this machine is edible.
ReplyDeleteKirstie Alley made herself a silent promise: "Screw those Jenny Craig b*****s; I can do this on my own!"
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