At one time or another, most people have bought from eBay. Last evening, I was curious to see what eBay had listed in their "Everything Else" category, so I took a spin and here are a few of the unusual items I found. Yes, these are actual items and the bidding ends soon. Hurry, if you are interested!
Truly Amazing Heart Shaped Potato! Highly Unusual! Amazing heart shaped potato! Show someone how much you love them with this one of a kind anomaly. I will vacuum pack it for lasting life.Starting bid: $9.99
Remote Control Fart Machine 2 Makes 15 Farting Sounds You are bidding on a new Remote Control Fart Machine #2. Makes 15 farting sounds and works up to 100 feet away and works through walls! Thanks for looking.
Buy It Now price: $8.99
Buy It Now price: $8.99
Silver Cremation Urn & Vial With Cross Charm Sturdy, discrete and secure, this urn is 1 3/4" tall and has a small clear vial inside to hold a small amount of your loved ones ashes. Keep them close to you always. These urns are strong and lightweight enough to carry every day and fits nicely on a key chain or necklace.Starting bid: $7.89
Where and why do you find this stuff? Oh, and an update, this is officially Day 23 of the "ME-ME is too good to list Maugeritaville on her blogroll" crisis.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for your support.
But I like you anyway, and maybe I just can't wrap my head around the fact that you actually might have taste.
I have that Fart Machine! It's HILARIOUS! Nice blog, BTW.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought that potato was a turd.
ReplyDeleteAnd I WANT the fart machine.
eBay RULES!!!
Count me in for an order for the fart machine.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness for modern technology and the genius who invented that!
heh heh
"Heart-Shaped Potato" was always my favorite Nirvana song.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Chris. Shameless.
@ Chris - Well, like most folks, I find this stuff on the Internet.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, you are now officially on THE blogroll and featured as "Quote of the Week".
@ Random Chick - I want that Fart Machine, I'm fascinated there are 15 farting noises.
@ freetheunicorns - Never mind what I first thought that potato resembled.
@ Quirkyloon - I've got you down for one Fart Machine. I'm rolling just thinking about all the restaurant fun this will bring.
Is it just me or does that urn look like a christian sex toy?
ReplyDeleteI know for a FACT there are no fewer than 19 fart noises. I'm waiting for Fart Machine 3.
ReplyDeleteI have been tempted by the fart machine but the potato? What's the point, maybe heart shaped potato chips?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that potato will yield "linked french fries"; BTW - have you ever seen "The Lillian Verner Show" on mad TV? Hysterical; i think half of the EBAY items came from there; i'd love to have enough extra money left over from life to buy some ridiculous chachki...
ReplyDeleteI see by the comments that the fart machine is way popular. If you're bidding on said eBay item and the price gets out of hand, Stop, then give me a call. I can give you a nice price on all-natural, organic, free-range farts. I've got some stored in the warehouse, awaiting delivery. So to speak.
ReplyDeleteP.L. Frederick (Small & Big)
I could use the fart machine right about now. Personally, my anus is all tired out right now with all the continuous farting i do for entertainment hour at the senior center. The farting produced by yours truly have popped out these big brown bubbles, too. Now instead of underwear, I'm forced to wear a bucket.
ReplyDeletegood day, madam
Are you serious? A fart machine for less than a stupid potato? Hell now that's a deal for any well meaning stooge. I'll take two. As far as the urn thingy goes, if you've seen one clump of someone's ashes, you've seen them all...no thanks.
ReplyDelete:) That´s an expensive potato..wonder what a kilo goes for.
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