As women, we sure take a lot of guff for our lack of driving skills. Well, in the 38 years I've been a licensed driver, I've never received a ticket. I happen to take great pride in my ability to hold a vehicle on the road. I swear, you'll never find me yakking it up on my cell phone and applying mascara while driving, I'm much too busy paying attention and driving defensively. So, I feel that these claims about women drivers are totally unwarranted.
Then I ran across this YouTube video that shows two women fighting over a parking spot. Crazy women drivers!
How do you ladies walk around with all those hormones? You're just pain waiting to happen.
ReplyDeleteI believe you would be the exception that proves the rule, though.
ReplyDeleteAu contraire my dear Chris. I am proud to say I have never received a ticket either and I have been driving for over thirty years. Nor have I ever had an accident. Just sayin. :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, i would assume you are either super hot and the guy cops cant get past their raging hormones to write you a ticket, or you drive 35 miles an hour all the time even on the interstate. (just kidding, maybe)
ReplyDeleteWomen drivers? No survivors!
ReplyDeleteWow. Was it that serious? Lol
ReplyDelete@ Douglas - You are lucky that most of us don't carry weapons.
ReplyDelete@ Chris - Exception? I don't think so.
@ Etta - Atta girl!
@ Mr. New Dilemma - You are right, I've been stopped just never ticketed.
@ nonamedufus - Clever!
@ myundiary - Apparently so. Remember the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes" where there was a similar instance?
I don't think women are bad drivers. I think they just want to kill me.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I should laugh or cry.
ReplyDeleteDare I admit it? I could see me doing this in the right frame of mind.
Gah!
Get me off the road!
I love how the kid tried to push.
ReplyDeleteThis was funny - and surprising to me! All the road rage incidents I've seen have been MEN.
ReplyDeleteI had 7 wrecks (3 of which resulted in totals) and about 4 traffic tickets. One of those was for driving without a license. I was 13. Oh, and all of this before my 18th birthday. And parking is a big deal? Jeez!
ReplyDeleteI prefer to blame the elderly for the more offensive driving scenarios. As a public service, when I get up in years, I'll be staying home and collecting newspapers instead of menacing the streets.
ReplyDelete@ My Daily List - If I were trying to kill someone, I don't think I'd use my vehicle. :)
ReplyDelete@ Quirky Loon - LOL! Watch out, here comes Looney!
@ FreakSmack - Yes, I'm sure his mom was thinking, "What a good son."
@ suZen - I agree with you! All the manic drivers passing me at 85 mph ARE men!
@ Don - Thanks for being a stand-up guy, but they still allow you to drive? Wow.
@ Jason - I hear ya. Here in Phoenix, we have to watch carefully for the snowbirds armed with Cadillacs and RVs.
Women are quite fighter. They used to defend their kids long time ago. So they are prepare to everything for those things that they care even it is a parking slot.
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