We've been having a great time this week over at Humor Bloggers Dot Com during The 2nd Annual Halloween Humor Carnival. I invite you all to click on over and join the fun. You are guaranteed to die laughing!And, speaking of Humor Bloggers, there are several of us that join together each Wednesday asking our readers to Caption This! EttaRose, nonamedufus, The Soccer Mom and yours truly all post a photo that awaits your captions. It's fun! It's easy!
Wouldn't you like to take home The Golden Phallus? Then check back here Saturday when the decision of The Impartial Panel of Three is announced.
Larry the Cable Guy and the rarely seen Mrs. Guy enjoy a quiet night out at Oktoberfest.
ReplyDeleteBetty was getting the reaction she had hoped for to her peek-a-boo ensemble and her "come-hither" look. She was definitely gonna get lucky tonight.
ReplyDeleteMadam, would you care to join me for a....tango?
ReplyDeleteThankfully, mom and dad never really left the house on laundry day.
ReplyDeleteGetting ready for the WWF, Fred gave Thelma some last minute tips. "Stay off the ropes!"
ReplyDelete"Do you love me? Do I love you? For twenty five years I've laced your boots! For twenty five years, you still got it it Toots!
ReplyDelete(together) Yes, I love you....
Still, it's nice to knooooooooow!"
(a la Fiddler on the Roof)
Um, yeah, this sucks. You look so effing gay, OK?
ReplyDelete"200 bucks for the night."
ReplyDelete"Mmm... I'll think about it."
"Spartacus?"
ReplyDelete"Maid Marian?"
April 16, 1975: After the announcement saying that the "Village People Auditions" were finished, Demetri and Claude decided to start a band of their own...
ReplyDeletewho farted?
ReplyDelete"I like your style"
ReplyDelete"I like your moves"
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ReplyDelete"Who likes short shorts?"
ReplyDelete"We like short shorts!"
"Hey baby.... You know what they say about guys who wear short shorts???"
"What?"
"We get goosebumps when it's windy... nyuck nyuck nyuck"
"Scoff if you must woman..." At that moment Vernia could never had imagined that Cecil's decision to wear short shorts would set a fashion trend for high school gym coaches that would span the 20th century.
Ok Ok, I'll stop now
Whatever you're thinking right now, by last call you'd do either one of them.
ReplyDeleteNobody remembers "Dirty Dancing" in its original Greek tragedy form... and for good reason.
ReplyDeleteMom?
ReplyDeleteRob Halford gearing up for a performance in his new Bavarian Oompah band "Judas Prost"
ReplyDeleteSo, new boob job, eh? Silly putty?
ReplyDeleteTime passed, and Gunnar no longer found The Ride of the Valkyrie as appealing as it had once been.
ReplyDeleteThe carnival of the damned.
ReplyDeleteLanny Lederhosen felt a sudden and inexplicable attraction to the Norse Cougar.
ReplyDeleteHey baby, nice set of barbells you got there. Howz about you come back to my tent and help me with my squat thrusts?
ReplyDeleteI told you one more look like that and I'll turn those things into thongs then we'll see mister macho man.
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