After another long day of doing nothing, I decided to go over to eBay to take a look at some of the latest and greatest ideas. I entered "Halloween" and up popped the usual listings for costumes and decorations. Then I saw the photo for an ad that looked like jack-o-lantern suckers. I clicked and here's what I found.
Halloween Condom Novelty Funny Party Idea $16.95
This condom would make the perfect Halloween party gift for adults. It is playfully decorated to look like a jack-o-lantern. The condom is manufactured by Global Protection and can be used for safe sex just like any other condom. Makes a great holiday party favor!
Note: Pack size is number of condoms shipped. (i.e. 12 pack is 12 condoms). We have hundreds of thousands of condoms in stock so we can't guarantee the expiration received. We can say we order all items manufacturer direct and try our best to ensure items expire no sooner than 2 years from the date of purchase.
Well, at least they specified this was for adults. Can you imagine little Willy coming home with a bag full of condoms? "Look, Mommy, these suckers are really balloons!"
It's the perfect treat to accompany your favorite pick up line. "Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?" What an icebreaker! Once you hand over this treat, you're sure to be knocking the frost off the pumpkin.