Friday, October 16, 2009

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 14

(Cue circus music.) Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the greatest show on earth! It's time for another installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! It's fun and oh so easy to play.

Simply put on your thinking cap and take a gander at the photo below. Then, once your brain engages, submit your caption. See how easy this is?

Amaze your friends and family with the lovely Golden Phallus. This coveted trophy will be awarded to the author of the winning caption. Wouldn't this look great on your fireplace mantel? Plus, there's more! The winner will also be awarded 500, that's right, 500 EC credits.

And, what's a contest without the fine print? Enter as often as you like, contest ends midnight Sunday. Be sure to check back here Monday for the announcement of those that received most-honorable mentions and the grand prize winner. The decision of The Impartial Panel of Three is final.





35 comments:

  1. "I'm Off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!"

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  2. God Bless America, snow, kitties, doggies, horsies, mousies, skunkies and ME!

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  3. And please, Santa, bring me a brain for Christmas this year!

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  4. haha ha hahaha haahaha!

    i dont know what that is but im going to download it and replace all the humans outgoing christmas cards with this!

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  5. "Coming to a store near you: an original Vin Diesel Christmas card."

    "A Very Special Christmas Album by Vin Diesel."

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  6. After ER, Anthony Edwards' career really hit the shitter.

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  7. No matter how much he wore it, Grandma's Magic Christmas sweater couldn't take his gay away.

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  8. YAY - I can't wait to sit on Santa's lap again! I LOVE this season!!!

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  9. The Chris Daughtry Christmas Album didn't quite reach the demographic that he'd hoped for.

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  10. I have no idea what an EC credit is, but I would love to have a golden phallus! Oh, sorry, once again I've managed to turn something fun and innocent into a dirty joke. As soon as I compose myself--down boy!--I'll come back with a witty caption or two.

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  11. Billy Stimple did not realize until the proofs came back from the photographer that he'd taken the lyrics to "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" a little too literally.

    Have yourself a merry little Christmas / Make the Yuletide gay / From now on, our troubles will be miles away

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  12. Broadway dancer Todd Buublay is ecstatic about being picked to play the lead role in John Waters' new holiday movie, "Screwge."

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  13. "If they could see me now
    That old gang of mine"


    That picture...LOLOLOL

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  14. Dear Mom & Dad,

    I'd like to wish you a very merry Christmas from the snowy heart of America's holiday heartland, Vermont.

    Also, I think now would be an appropriate time to let you know that thanks to a genetic twist of fate, your lousy parenting or some lucky combination of both, I really enjoy having anal sex with men.

    Happy Holidays!

    Your loving son,
    Timmy

    P.S. -- I truly love the sweater vest you knitted for me last Christmas, mom. And tell dad to call me on Christmas Day if he sobers up.

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  15. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens...


    BTW, I split a gut over Adnoxious' caption!

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  16. Out of the closet!... with the turtleneck.

    P/S You guys beat me to the hangover comments :)))

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  17. Have yourself a Village People Christmas.

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  18. "Ok..for this next pose I want you to look skyward and pretend that your dignity is up there."

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  19. Thinking:
    Hold it... Hold it... shoulders back... chin up... festive, yet naughtily inviting smile... hold it... God, I hope this sweater doesn't make my butt look big!

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  20. "Don we now our gay apparel" HAS to win.

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  21. "Today? Why, it's Christmas Day, Mr. Scrooge, you silly goose!"

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  22. Buddy made the best of the wardrobe malfunction for his solo of "Somewhere over the Rainbow".

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  23. The next shot was : Jazz Hands! On Ice!!

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  24. Paul tries out for a Christmas version of Rick Rolling.

    Hey baby, you won a golden pile of crap at my place. That video you have of Godsmack freakin ROCKS! My fave song.

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  25. Chills ran up and down Kendall's spine as he was struck with an epiphany for a new line of sweaters that promised to bolster the flagging sales of his Christmas Critters line.

    Expect Balloon Boy sweaters in stores by November.

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  26. If Adnoxious doesn't win this week, I swear I'm gonna hafta wear that sweater to your holiday gala, Me-Me!

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  27. When they said they needed a fairy for the Christmas scene this wasn't what they had in mind.

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  28. Vin Diesels Christmas Card for 2009 leaked to media...

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