Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I'm still here bringing you The Fractured ABC's of Christmas. So far, so good. I really haven't hit any blogger-blocks.....yet. But, after all, it's only day three.
I invite you to participate by leaving your letter suggestions in my comments.
C is for Comment
What a lovely thought
Like early Christmas morn
Discovering what Santa brought
Yesterday, while I was out, I was over visiting Lee the Hot Flash Queen. She touched on a subject that I have often thought about, but have never really whined about here before .....until now.
According to StatCounter.com, I receive 400-500 unique visitors here at The Screaming Me-Me every single day. Wooo-hooo! That's super-duper, except for one fucking thing.....why am I only receiving 20 or so comments per day?
For the regulars that do stop, read and actually comment - thank you for your patronage. I truly appreciate your loyalty.
Believe it or not, I have finally, after a year, figured out how to "dig deep" to discover exactly who drops by here everyday. Man, these stats are telling, I know exactly who you are! I don't understand why you lurk about for several minutes then leave without even a nod. What is it? Do you have commitment issues?
Unlike Lee, I'm not seeking blog domination, I just want a little validation. Your comments don't have to be clever; hell, I'd even accept "Nice post.", "Well done." or "Kiss my ass!" - something, anything. C'mon, isn't this why we blog? Really? I just want you to share the love.
Oh, and you EntreCard droppers that stop, drop and roll on out of here, this goes for you too! I make it a point to comment on at least 3 new blogs every day. You've seen me there, haven't you? Yeah, you're driving traffic to my blog alright, so what. Why not take 2 minutes out of your day to actually read what I have to say. Do you even realize that this is a humor blog?
If I were to receive, let's say, 50 comments, I would be so motivated to work that much harder to bring you the best of my best. Needless to say, it's difficult day-after-day to come up with the post that may bring the masses to their knees.
I realize it's a two-way streak. So, if you leave a comment, I'll visit your blog, actually read your post, comment, Tweet, Stumble, subscribe, follow, participate in your meme, enter your contest - whatever you've got going on.
Okay, you've made it through this far, now it's time to become and Screaming Fan and share the love.