Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Fractured ABC's Of Christmas - B

Greetings one and all!

Today my holiday series is dedicated to the letter "B". Plus, we also have our regularly scheduled post, Caption This! So, I figured it only fitting to tie the two themes together. Bear with me here..... *thinking, thinking* .....here we go!
B is for Balls
That adorn the tree
Oh, what joy
Balls bring to me!

Now, it's time for Caption This! You know the drill. Take a look at the photo below and do your best to impress The Impartial Panel of Three. If you do, you take home The Golden Phallus! Be sure to enter often and to return here on Saturday when the winner is announced. Good luck!

Captioning is balls of fun! Stop over at nonamedufus, EttaRose and Soccer Mom , plus that Old Silly, Marvin, has his contest up tomorrow.

34 comments:

  1. Lisa begins training for becoming a wife, where the first order of business is removing her husband's balls.

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  2. Depression (n.): Realizing that this bull is getting more action than you.

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  3. Betty Sue said, "I am just so proud of my new husbands ball cleaner! Have you ever seen anything so round and smooth as a baby's bottom?"

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  4. Margo was enjoying her trip to the Arizona Museum of Tea-Bagging

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  5. Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!

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  7. Lisa smiles as she thinks of how good this dinner will be..... fried!

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  8. You had to hand it to "Tiny". He could sure talk a good game. He may have been a little prick but he sure had balls.

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  9. "Ah, smooth shave! No stubble here! I'll have to try that depilatory in lieu of my Brazilian wax!"

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  10. Lisa smiles as she now has the criteria for the man she wants......

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  11. Epic angry Bull rampage in 3...2...1...

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  12. LOL! Great captions. I am not that creative but I will think about it. I am happy to meet another Alice in Chains fan!

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  13. "You didn't have to touch it, but you did, but you did, but you did. And I thank-you!"

    Neeeeeiiiggghhh!

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  14. Samantha really enjoyed her job at the animal shelter, bringing pleasure and comfort to the depressed and under-sexed animals there.

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  15. And the "stocking" was hung neath the big bull with care
    In the hopes that prized semen would soon be extracted there

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  16. On New Years Eve, a giant crystal ball descends from the flagpole atop One Times Square in New York. They do things differently in farm country.

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  17. I really hadn't considered being reincarnated as a bull until right now.

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  18. The day Michael took his girlfriend to the rodeo, he suddenly realized that Maggie wasn't speaking of a fondness for a certain Christmas decoration when said how much she liked "Kissing Balls."

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  19. Cow [thinking]: Crap! I hope that's not Lorena Bobbit down there.

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  20. All I want for Christmas is a man hung like this.

    OR

    I'm dreaming of a new boyfriend

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  21. After years of separation, Lorena Rose Bobbitt was actually excited to see that her former husband, John, and his swollen nards were doing well.

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  22. Some women like cashmere, others prefer nuthair.

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  23. Although newlywed Jennifer had worried that Todd's deployment in Iraq would last too long, she suddenly realized that somehow, someway she would get through it without his affections.

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  24. Holy Rosy Butt Cheeks Batman! What! Those AREN'T cheeks?

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  25. Okay, so I just squeeze here and the milk comes out?

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  26. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. - Dr. Evil

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  27. This is the same way "Mr. Hands" got his start.

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  28. I can see these hanging from my good old pick-up truck.

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  29. Betty Sue's eyes lit up at the thought of milking this "cow"!

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  30. You are right, the left one does hang lower.

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  31. the remains of an adult female were today discovered split in half and covered an a sticky liquid.police have only one lead, a note at the scene that read "now whos laughing?"

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