Greetings one and all!Today my holiday series is dedicated to the letter "B". Plus, we also have our regularly scheduled post, Caption This! So, I figured it only fitting to tie the two themes together. Bear with me here..... *thinking, thinking* .....here we go!
B is for Balls
That adorn the tree
Oh, what joy
Balls bring to me!
Now, it's time for Caption This! You know the drill. Take a look at the photo below and do your best to impress The Impartial Panel of Three. If you do, you take home The Golden Phallus! Be sure to enter often and to return here on Saturday when the winner is announced. Good luck!
Captioning is balls of fun! Stop over at nonamedufus, EttaRose and Soccer Mom , plus that Old Silly, Marvin, has his contest up tomorrow.
Lisa begins training for becoming a wife, where the first order of business is removing her husband's balls.
ReplyDeleteDepression (n.): Realizing that this bull is getting more action than you.
ReplyDeleteBetty Sue said, "I am just so proud of my new husbands ball cleaner! Have you ever seen anything so round and smooth as a baby's bottom?"
ReplyDeleteMargo was enjoying her trip to the Arizona Museum of Tea-Bagging
ReplyDeleteGoodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
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ReplyDeleteLisa smiles as she thinks of how good this dinner will be..... fried!
ReplyDeleteYou had to hand it to "Tiny". He could sure talk a good game. He may have been a little prick but he sure had balls.
ReplyDelete"Ah, smooth shave! No stubble here! I'll have to try that depilatory in lieu of my Brazilian wax!"
ReplyDeleteLisa smiles as she now has the criteria for the man she wants......
ReplyDeleteEpic angry Bull rampage in 3...2...1...
ReplyDeleteLOL! Great captions. I am not that creative but I will think about it. I am happy to meet another Alice in Chains fan!
ReplyDelete"You didn't have to touch it, but you did, but you did, but you did. And I thank-you!"
ReplyDeleteNeeeeeiiiggghhh!
Samantha really enjoyed her job at the animal shelter, bringing pleasure and comfort to the depressed and under-sexed animals there.
ReplyDeleteAnd the "stocking" was hung neath the big bull with care
ReplyDeleteIn the hopes that prized semen would soon be extracted there
On New Years Eve, a giant crystal ball descends from the flagpole atop One Times Square in New York. They do things differently in farm country.
ReplyDeleteI really hadn't considered being reincarnated as a bull until right now.
ReplyDeleteThe day Michael took his girlfriend to the rodeo, he suddenly realized that Maggie wasn't speaking of a fondness for a certain Christmas decoration when said how much she liked "Kissing Balls."
ReplyDeleteCow [thinking]: Crap! I hope that's not Lorena Bobbit down there.
ReplyDeleteAll I want for Christmas is a man hung like this.
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I'm dreaming of a new boyfriend
After years of separation, Lorena Rose Bobbitt was actually excited to see that her former husband, John, and his swollen nards were doing well.
ReplyDeleteSome women like cashmere, others prefer nuthair.
ReplyDeleteAlthough newlywed Jennifer had worried that Todd's deployment in Iraq would last too long, she suddenly realized that somehow, someway she would get through it without his affections.
ReplyDeleteWho needs a man?
ReplyDeleteHoly Rosy Butt Cheeks Batman! What! Those AREN'T cheeks?
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I just squeeze here and the milk comes out?
ReplyDeleteThere really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. - Dr. Evil
ReplyDeleteThis is the same way "Mr. Hands" got his start.
ReplyDeleteI can see these hanging from my good old pick-up truck.
ReplyDeleteBetty Sue's eyes lit up at the thought of milking this "cow"!
ReplyDeleteJust like daddy's!
ReplyDeleteYou are right, the left one does hang lower.
ReplyDelete..cough pls sir..
ReplyDeletethe remains of an adult female were today discovered split in half and covered an a sticky liquid.police have only one lead, a note at the scene that read "now whos laughing?"
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