Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 25

Howdy all! This week's winner of Caption This! not only will have the doobie-ous honor of being the first winner of the new year, but of a new decade as well. Taa-dah! So, I want you to give this special edition your best shot.

Take a look at the photo, enter your captions and return here on Saturday when The Impartial Panel of Three hands down their decision for the new year. The winner, of course, takes home The Golden Phallus, the coveted trophy that tells the world you are one creative bad ass.



And, if you really like captioning, drop on by these blogs: nonamedufus, EttaRose and Soccer Mom, plus that Old Silly, Marvin, has his contest up tomorrow.

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23 comments:

  1. nonamedufusDecember 30, 2009 at 8:12 AM

    Police trainee Bob and his veteran partner Dave display the drugs discovered wrapped in condoms and stuffed into the suspect's anal cavity following the strip search. Says Bob: "So that's why they call it crack."

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  2. AnonymousDecember 30, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    "Uh sorry Boss, we tamponed with the evidence."

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  3. LeeDecember 30, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    "You want us to put this WHERE?"

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  4. Moooooog35December 30, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    "OMG OMG OMG someone PLEASE tell us that you brought a bag of Doritos."

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  5. HaleyDecember 30, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    We save our stools when we're on stake outs - it's what we do.

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  6. HaleyDecember 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    With their intensive six month investigation now complete, all Officers Johnson and Byron needed to do was return the stolen hot dogs to Dodger Stadium. Said Officer Johnson, "We're expecting medals for this."

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  7. The Old SillyDecember 30, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    OMG - I don't know if I can top some of these - nonamedufus nearly had me falling off my chair! OK, here goes ...

    "You think we're stupid? Like we can't count or something? You said 36 dime bags, scumbag ... there's only 35 here. We get back to our boys with one missing and they'll KNOW we've been skimming."

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  8. DonnieDecember 30, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    Vaginal exams at the county lock up, and my son wants to do a show and tell about me in his class.

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  9. LeeunaDecember 30, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    Skanktown's Police Department holds its annual pot sale.

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  10. ReformingGeekDecember 30, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    "I hate my job."

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  11. The ExaggeratorDecember 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Not quite what Fox Prolefeed has in mind when they talk about the "tea party movement."

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  12. AnnDecember 30, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Nope it was only 35 bags we busted him with. I don't know where you got the idea that it was 50.

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  13. Tomas NomasDecember 30, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Officers Bob and Fernando inventory the goods for their annual
    Border Patrol New Years Party.

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  14. http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comDecember 30, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    Love Dufus's & Quirky's captions! How do you compete with those? I'm afraid the Golden Phallus will continue to elude me!

    As "Up in Smoke" plays in the background, Steve and Tony try to come up with a reason why they're a few bags short of a kilo.

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  15. AnonymousDecember 30, 2009 at 9:09 PM

    Somewhere sits Tommy Chong with a single tear running down his cheek.

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  16. A Valdese BloggerDecember 30, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    Seems like the bags used to be bigger...

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  17. gayleDecember 30, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    Too tired to even think!!

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  18. AnonymousDecember 30, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    34 Sandwich Baggies $1.37

    Impound lot Fees $250.00

    New Vehicle Interior $2,674.35

    The Look on Their Faces When They Realize it's Just Catnip and Oregano... Priceless

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  19. AnonymousDecember 30, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    (Me) "Hey fellas, the department won't miss one or two of these bags right???"

    (Them)....(Look At Photo Now)... (Come back Come back)

    (Me again, running my finger around the inside of my shirt collar) "Tough crowd tonight... real tough crowd."

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  20. AnonymousDecember 30, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    got papers? - The United Marijuana Farmers Association never understood why their version of the popular ad campaign never caught on.

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  21. adrienzgirlDecember 31, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    "Dude, I can't believe those punks thought these costumes were real!"

    "Score!"

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  22. SorcererDecember 31, 2009 at 6:14 AM

    Happy New Year!!!

    have a fantastic New year

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  23. Going Like SixtyDecember 31, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    Officers enjoying results of the Gray Vajayjay Train.

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