Hello all - Isn't funny when you read your horoscope and you know it's so far off the mark that just you roll your eyes and mutter yeah right, but secretly you wish someone will show at your door with a large check to end your financial woes? Of course, the check never arrives, but for a fleeting moment - you had hope as you planned how you would actually spend the money.Well, here's my horoscope for today.....
Dear Leo,
You may have all kinds of big ideas about how you can express yourself today. You want to be magnificently creative in your actions, but it could be inappropriate if your responsibilities need to come first. Transform your frustration into productivity because you'll have the greatest positive impact on your own self-esteem now by attending to unfinished business.
How odd...I do have some pressing unfinished business I must attend to today. For once, my horoscope was right on. Unfortunately, this will take me away from the blogoshere today, but I will be back tomorrow with all my big creative ideas.
Ciao!
Mine said you buy some new bras and underwear and it will make you happy.
ReplyDeleteMy horoscope today:
ReplyDelete"Boy..your day is gonna suuuuuuuuck."
Dear Leo? Ha, ha, there's your problem right there. You're reading someone else's horoscope. Find the one that says Dear Margo and you'll be better off.
ReplyDeleteI hope that your horoscope will allow you to come back tomorrow. You know, those things are always right and very persuasive! NOT!
ReplyDeletePeople are always trying to tell me I should take that astrology stuff seriously. They ask what my sign is, and I say "Capricorn" to which they respond "Obviously! That proves it!" And I say, "actually I'm a Leo," and they say "Aaaaah, okay, I knew you were either a Leo or a Capricorn." I say "wrong again. Aries." "Oh, god, I should've guessed..." "Nope. Libra..." and so on, with each and every sign I come up with serving as proof of how accurate this stuff is...until I point out that it's not really my sign...
ReplyDeleteHope you enjoy your unfinished business. Better stars next time.
ReplyDelete"transform your frustrations into productivity..." i like that. hope your day was productive...hugz!
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be terrible if such a check appeared in front of me today, before financial woes have a chance to pile up.
ReplyDeleteMy horoscope for today was a small fragment of lorem ipsum.
I love how the horoscopes are basically the same stuff over and over again with a few words changed here and there.
ReplyDeleteI never read my horoscope, I have never known it to be even in the right neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteThat Cardinals game was great!
Yogaforcynics -- that's a cruel but terrific ploy. Do you have to go make new friends afterwards or do people forgive you?
ReplyDeleteI just want a horoscope that isn't horrific.
ReplyDeleteGet it? Horrorscope?
Heh heh?
Yeah, go ahead. Slap me. *smile*
Happy Tomorrow. Well, my Horoscope once said I will be surrounded by bad luck the entire day a few years back.
ReplyDeleteWell, that implies till date....:)
I've been waiting for that big check for years. I don't think it's coming, even though I could really use it now more than ever. Fucking horoscopes.
ReplyDeleteIf only a quarter of my daily horoscopes came true, I'd be rich beyond my wildest imagination.
ReplyDeleteBut they're still fun to read. Wish they came with some Chinese Food....