Yesterday was pretty weird here around my place. Just minutes after I published yesterday's post, the cable went out. In my household I "bundle" with a cable company which provides my telephone, internet and television. The first couple of hours I was picking up the phone, checking the TV and looking for an internet connection every 5 minutes. Nothing, zip, nada. It was so quiet here, it was freaky. During the night as I slept, the service was restored.
This is funny.....in my inbox was an email from the cable company alerting me there had been a cable cut in my neighborhood and they are working diligently to restore service. Huh? Thanks cable company, I appreciate you letting me know at a time when it was impossible to receive your email. Morons! At least you could have called. *smirk*
Anyway, on with the show.....
Wow, thank you all very much for playing this week's edition of Caption This! I see we had some first-time players this week - welcome, hope to see you here again next week as well.
The Panel has made their decision. But, before we get to the winning caption, we have a few most-honorable mentions to announce. The following have received a nod:
Freak Smack had a couple of great submissions, one being
♫ Oh, I wish I were an Os-car Meyer Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car Mey-er Wie - ner
I wouldn't have this dick in me. ♫
Mr. Knucklehead said:
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, and THIS little piggy took it in the rump from a cross-dressing geezer. All the way home. "
"The Divine Miss Swine gets porked by Grandpa Fancy Panties."
"Oh, Ha-ha, Asshole! I got yer "Makin' Bacon" right here!"
We have a wiener, I mean, a winner.....
As you can see, The Panel's decision was not an easy one this week. Our winner is new to our little contest and our congratulations goes to....Fragrant Liar. Wooo-hooo! Her caption was simple and to the point. You really must visit her and follow today...her blog is A Grin Cheese on Wry with a Side of ROFLMAO. Here's to you, Fragrant Liar, you take home The Golden Phallus. Display it proudly, show the world you are one bad-ass!
Now, the winning caption.....