Yes, it's Wednesday already and time for another round of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! For you first-timers - take a look at the photo below, enter as many captions as you like and return on Saturday as The Impartial Panel of Three hands down their decision of who wins The Golden Phallus.
We're goin' on a cowbell hunt!
ReplyDeleteWe're gonna find a big one!
You mean we aren't going cow hunting?? Shoot...I left my deer outfit at home!
ReplyDeleteYou CANNOT force me to ingest those poisonous anti-biotics and hormones! I'm perfectly hormonal already!
ReplyDeleteIs that your udder, or are you just REALLY glad to see me?
ReplyDeleteHarvey, you're an udder disgrace with or without the guns!
ReplyDeleteBob had a unique way of standing out at these family reunions. He was from the New Jersey side of the family.
ReplyDeleteLeigh vs. Laundry does something similar on her blog and I am so terrible at submitting captions! I am missing that entire gene or something....but so funny to read the others!
ReplyDeleteuncle henrys latest obsession is to become the mascot for dell computers
ReplyDeleteOh, please. Just shoot me now, 'K?
ReplyDelete"I'm off to fight for the Land of the Golden Phalluses!" Then he added, "Ahoy!"
ReplyDeleteDon't have a cow man, the consitution says I'm allowed to have a gun so... Suck my teats or whatever these things are!
ReplyDeleteI got something them cow tippers ain't never gonna ferget
ReplyDeleteHoly cow Bob, I just came from the porta johnny and you ain't gonna believe this crap.
ReplyDeleteI've had enough of those cocks over at the chick filet throwing my herd under the bus!
ReplyDeletePre-op trannies tend to overcompensate around the barnyard.
ReplyDeleteTo catch a cow, you must first become the cow.
ReplyDelete"I'll be DAMNED if I'm just going to sit back and watch as aliens anal probe me and my herd again!"
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is quite what they mean by the term "cowboy".
ReplyDeleteCowboy Bob just got back from Brokeback Mountain and he's looking for his horse.
ReplyDeleteudder nonsense
ReplyDeleteCow Pie Jones, fastest crap shot in the west, and former back end of the Dairyland Udder Bellies, couldn't remember in which box he hid his teat cream.
ReplyDeleteCharlie contracts "Mad Cow" disease.
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ReplyDeleteSure we all know the happy cows from California and the miserable cows from Wisconsin, but little was known about the wild militia cows from Montana.
ReplyDeleteThis here is Mr. Mooooody with a Gun!
ReplyDeleteSo plastic surgery didn't work after all. Doc promised the beard would fall off. Bob is still not a Cow... fully!
ReplyDelete"Bob heads for revenge!"
And that's how Old McDonald had a cow for the very last time.
ReplyDeleteIt's my constitutional right and social obligation to carry a gun!
ReplyDeleteGot Milk?
ReplyDeleteCharlie "Holstein" MacGuernsey, veteran of the viscous "Vegan Rebellion of 2014," poses amidst his plunder for the media.
ReplyDelete"I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?"
ReplyDeleteTouch my teets again, and I'll blow your fucking head off!
ReplyDeleteBigfoot really wanted to attend the gun show, but realized too late that he may have picked the wrong disguise.
ReplyDeleteThe "Wild West Ninja" would blend in with his environment, thusly assuming virtual invisibility. Seen here is one preparing to ambush cattle rustlers."
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