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Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 26
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Please take a look at this week's photo and give it your best shot. Remember, you may enter as often as you like. The Impartial Panel of Three will hand down its decision and the winner will be announced here on Saturday. The winner takes home the The Golden Phallus, the coveted trophy.
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In his, Kama Sutra of Pig Video, Vern shows the best way to finger the swine.
ReplyDeleteHe'd screwed the pooch, the cow and the pig. And Old McDonald couldn't care less who knew he'd had his farm, - ee-ii-ee-ii-oh!
ReplyDeleteShit like this is why we stopped visiting Grandpa.
ReplyDeleteHamming it up for the camera.
ReplyDeleteI had the swine flu and it really messed me up, now I'm gonna give this damn pig an injection to show him what's up.
ReplyDeleteOh, Ha-ha, Asshole! I got yer "Makin' Bacon" right here!
ReplyDeleteAs Missy the Lamb watched Old McDonald in horror, she finally realized what "E-I-E-I-O" meant!
ReplyDeleteOh dear God I can't even come up with a caption. I must go and rinse my retinas out with bleach now.
ReplyDeleteDoes this really need a caption?
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ReplyDelete♫ Oh, I wish I were an Os-car Meyer Wie - ner
ReplyDeleteThat is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car Mey-er Wie - ner
I wouldn't have this dick in me. ♫
If you think Grandpa's way of Makin' Bacon is out there, just wait til you see how he Roasts the Rack of Lamb.
ReplyDeleteLol, I just...is this...well ok...no wait...
ReplyDeleteLove FreakSmack's version of the Oscar Meyer song!
ReplyDeletePokey Pig!
ReplyDeleteDear Gramps,
ReplyDeleteThis is so not want we meant when we said Facebook is a place for family to share their new adventures in pictures!
OMG! This is too funny! And I do not know how you are going to pick a winner! They are all hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThis little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, and THIS little piggy took it in the rump from a cross-dressing geezer.
ReplyDeleteAll the way home.
OMG I caught him with THAT PIG AGAIN!!
ReplyDeleteIt was pretty easy for the orderlies to tell when Edgar had gone off his medication.
ReplyDeleteTonight on FOX News:
ReplyDeleteThe very dark secrets of a Catholic Priest.
some prospects will do anything to get into the biker club of their choice
ReplyDeleteIt just wasn't the same in Mr. Robert's Neighborhood after he snapped like that.
ReplyDeleteThe Divine Miss Swine gets porked by Grandpa Fancy Panties.
ReplyDeleteGrandpa Pays Great Tribute to the Human Race By Screwing Sleepy Inflated Pork and Giving The True Sign of Peace To All.
ReplyDelete- To the beat of O.P.P. by Naughty By Nature
ReplyDeleteIt's P-I-G time, plastic beastiality what?
You get it?
There's no room for relationships there's just room to hit it
How many farmers out there know just what I'm pokin' at?
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' dat?
Well if you do, that's P-I-G and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership
You down with P-I-G (Yeah you know me)
You down with P-I-G (It's plastic beastiality)
You down with P-I-G (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with P-I-G (Everybody in Kentucky)
You down with P-I-G (Yeah you know me)
You down with P-I-G (It's plastic beastiality)
You down with P-I-G (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with P-I-G (All Kentucky!)
Kermit hated double-dating with Miss Piggy's sister. She had such strange taste in men.
ReplyDeletePork you very much!
ReplyDeleteGarter snake seeks fat pig.
ReplyDeleteI told you to knock first, Mother!
ReplyDeleteImage 2: Victor's Little Dirty Secret Founder Victor Strange flashes "We're No. 1." for the camera.
ReplyDeleteBob demonstrates his two methods of emptying out his piggy bank.
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