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Sven the midwife takes a moment to celebrate the delivery of Sarah's little bundle of joy.
ReplyDeleteThe Swedish are known for taking people literally. Here Olaf uses a little elbow grease in preparation to scrub the kitchen floor.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, Old MacDonald had a farm EIEIO.
ReplyDeleteOH! You said DON'T dip my arms in acid!
ReplyDeleteDirk the dumb ass put his elbows on the table at Benihana's Steak House and then proceeded to get grilled by the chef.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting to see what moooooog says. It's the only way I can beat him. Cheat!
ReplyDelete..and many years later, Popeye would invariably regret injecting Chinese toys directly into his forearms.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Never play 'truth or dare' when drunk and near a combine.
ReplyDeleteSadly for Private Smith, his Tourette's syndrome would always manifest itself in him screaming 'Thank you sir may I have another!'
ReplyDeleteIt was on or around this time that we had to make Lou stop feeding the piranhas for his own good.
ReplyDeleteHoly Itchy Arms from Hell, Batman. That's the last time I hump a tree.
ReplyDeleteNo these are not the drumsticks from the Thanksgiving turkey!!
ReplyDeleteMental note: Don't stir wine with arms or at least remove hair, gets stuck in teeth. This batch will be half price.
ReplyDeleteMama warned me about shagging on the carpet. Shit and ouch! - look at these rug burns!
ReplyDeleteThe Old Silly
Hulk Hogan reached into the tanning booth and the cover came crashing down trapping his arms.
ReplyDeleteIf his hands were as red as his arms, I would caption this:
ReplyDeleteThe Whack Off King
God, what a freak!
Or....
ReplyDeleteSo Maybe I Am Using A Little Too Much Elbow Grease
Or...
ReplyDeleteI've Just Made An Amazing Discovery! I Have A Penis!
okay.... i'm done
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, Toot Toot
ReplyDeleteIf your gonna try fisting, make sure you don't choose the wrong week of the month!
ReplyDeleteOH! SHIT!!! Thats what happens when you turkey fry.
ReplyDeleteThe rubber gloves had not been sufficient; his enthusiasm for chinese ribs was still obvious.
ReplyDeleteJeb posed for the camera and asked, "Do you think these tats will get my disability approved?"
ReplyDeleteWhen I told you the Irish don't tan well, I damn well meant it.
ReplyDeleteOh, NOOOO! Mr. Hands! Sluggo thinks my arms are turkey legs and he's going to cut them off!
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why you don't go Camping without a Mosquito repellent! lol
ReplyDeleteREADY? O.K.
ReplyDeleteYou might be good at basketball
You might be good at track
But when it comes to football
You might as well step back
Say what?
You might as well step back
Come Again?
Might as well step back
Go Redskins!