Caption This! No. 30 Winner!

Hola amigos! I needed a break so I took a little trip down Mexico way for the weekend. All went well until I hit the freeway closing last night just south of Phoenix which put us almost 2 hours behind schedule. I'm still not to clear with what happened except it had something to do with smuggling illegal aliens and a shoot out. Ay carumba!

On with the show.

This past week's Caption This! brought in 50 clever captions. Thank you all for playing. The Panel has reached their decision and several have received a most-honorable mention.

Ann said:
"Just to give you all a heads up, don't stick your neck out for this guy."

Dave "Loose Cannon" Willis said:
"Mogabe, the devout witch doctor, was gradually making progress with his aspirations to be higher and closer to the gods."

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said:
"They say in our African tribe that our penises are in direct proportion to the length and width of our necks."

FreakSmack said:
"Step right up, step right up! Don't be shy folks, everyone's a winner! Just toss the ring around my neck & win your lady a a prize! Only $5 for 3 throws. Look at how many have already won!"

pcd2k said"
"I've been photo-shopped!"

Now, the winner!

Our winner this week is new to Caption This! Give a big round of applause to Skye over at Weekly Injection of Chuckles because she takes home The Golden Phallus to add to her trophy case. Congratulations, Skye, you are one clever captioner! Be sure to pop over to visit her blog today and welcome her to the neighborhood as well.

"Hmmm, feathers like a bird, neck like a giraffe,
tusks like an elephant, now what am I missing?
Oh yeah, hung like a horse!"