Well, well, well. Guess what I did? I won the caption contest over at Man Over Board! Whooo-hooo! Thanks, Glenn! Be sure to pop over to Glenn's place and take a look at my winning caption.
Now, in honor of the Olympic games, I selected this photo for this week's Caption This! You may enter as often as you like. The winning caption will be announced Saturday by The Impartial Panel of Three. The winner will take home The Golden Phallus.
For more captioning fun, pop on over to Dufus' place.
As Young Flush takes the lead in the imaginary Tidy Bowl games, visions of coming in number 2 again spurs him on to victory!
ReplyDeleteI am Dukiyama, defender of the toilet bowl. Beware my almighty stench!
ReplyDeleteI'm stumped. I'll sit this was out. I'm all flushed trying to come up with some crappy answer.
ReplyDeleteMine! Mine! We don't have these at home. Mine! Mine!
ReplyDeleteYung Chin Wang: Protector of Toilets, Defender of Turds
ReplyDeleteYogi has his game face on as he makes his first attempt at toilet diving. The key is to have very little splash and to try to not disturb the turd in the pot.
ReplyDeleteI have to win the dirt bike competition...even if it makes my bowels to stone.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on winning the competition...hip hip hurray :)
ReplyDeleteJapan really wasn't a contender in the motorcycle track racing event. It may have had something to do with their training methods...a night of drinking saki, followed by a morning of riding the big white bus.
ReplyDeleteThe new sport doggy style luge didn't quite make the 2010 Olymic Games, but became an instant hit in Japan. The key to success, young Suzuki Ichiro soon discovered, was to eat, breathe and pee doggy style.
ReplyDeleteOH, I suck at the captioning...but I'm commenting because that photo made me LOL.
ReplyDeletethanks.
I suck at these too, but then you already knew that. What a funny picture, he looks so serious.
ReplyDeleteThe only man that Mr Whipple is afraid to confront about squeezing the Charmin.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, I read about your win on Glenn's blog. Congrats.
The keys to winning an interpretive shit competition are poise, concentration, and eating the PU Pu Platter the night before competition.
ReplyDeleteIt's great on straightaways but you really gotta lean into those turns or else you're going right into the wall.
ReplyDeleteYoshi took every opportunity to practice being the Monkey for the upcoming sidecar races.
ReplyDeleteThe mystery of the missing Japanese sewer worker can finally be laid to rest.
ReplyDeleteWhen the Ty-D Bowl Man goes Ninja.
ReplyDeleteWhat can happen the day after cannibals eat Chinese.
ReplyDeleteMaybe its time I call Mr. Plumber. The toilet seat cannot be held any longer!
ReplyDeleteI ask for a place to practice Yoga and I get this? No matter what, I am destined to be a Yoga Master!
ReplyDeleteToji was determined not to let those aligators come back on his watch
ReplyDeleteBunpei Hiroto, favored to take the gold, is seen warming up for the free-style shit event.
ReplyDeleteThe Japanese Luge team is expected to win top honors with his newly designed sled.
ReplyDeleteTanaka sincerly regretted his decision to swallow Godzilla whole.
ReplyDelete"Man, this new bike runs like shit."
ReplyDelete"He's going the distance! He's going for speed..."
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Mrs. B. That was hilarious.
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