(Cue circus music.) Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the greatest show on earth! It's time for another installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! It's fun and oh so easy to play.
Simply put on your thinking cap and take a gander at the photo below. Then, once your brain engages, submit your caption. See how easy this is?
Amaze your friends and family with the lovely Golden Phallus. This coveted trophy will be awarded to the author of the winning caption. Wouldn't this look great on your fireplace mantel?
And, what's a contest without the fine print? Enter as often as you like, contest ends midnight Friday. Be sure to check back here Saturday for the announcement of those who will receive most-honorable mentions and the grand prize winner. The decision of The Impartial Panel of Three is final.Looking for more captioning fun? Well, then check out
Dufus' place today!
Danny is not the sharpest TOOL in the shed.
ReplyDeleteManscaping was not Bill's strong suit.
ReplyDeleteWhat a prick.
ReplyDeleteI suppose this explains all his wife's emergency gynecologist visits.
ReplyDeleteShit like this is why I won't let my wife get a cactus.
ReplyDeleteThey say that a person can live by sucking the juice out of a cactus!
ReplyDeleteI knew I shouldn't have bought that Viagra offa that dang Injun.
ReplyDeleteThere is a woman out there for me somewhere, she just has to like pricks
ReplyDeletebtw we took stuff
Think this is something? Wait until you get a load of my Bonsai
ReplyDeleteIntroducing the new Cactus Condom from Johnson & Johnson.
ReplyDeleteLOL! That is so funny!
ReplyDeleteI appreciate a sharp dresser but...nah!
ReplyDeleteEmmett now understood why his regular whore was going for half price...
ReplyDeleteJimbo's dancin' was so enticin', the very desert tried to fuck him!
ReplyDeleteDick was beginning to regret his loose, running around habits and suspected a trip to the urologist was soon in order.
ReplyDeleteIn a prickly situation, Lonesome Cowboy Dick had reached the point where no woman could satisfy him so he donned chaps, a pair of gloves and lit out for the dessert to get his rocks off.
ReplyDeleteOMGawsh! That is high-larious!
ReplyDeleteBehold: The Wee Willie Stickler!
Wild Bill was dubbed the biggest prick in the west.
ReplyDeleteMaking love to Juanita, the Giant Porcupine, had it down-side, sure, but True Love knows no boundaries!
ReplyDeleteThat's gotta hurt!
ReplyDeleteLove Quirky's Wee Willie Stickler!
Ribbed for her pleasure
ReplyDelete"Dangit Darlin, stop calling me Needele Dick"
ReplyDeleteJimbo proves, once again, that size isn't all that matters.
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly, this wasn't Bill's biggest problem.
ReplyDelete"I'm thorny, sweetie. Are you thorny, too?" said Bob, the lisping cowbody.
ReplyDeleteThornier than a cat's pecker but greener than a prick of pickles
ReplyDeleteThis guy has huge penis envy. No?
ReplyDeleteI would get up but someone smashed this huge cactus phallus against my scrotum.
ReplyDeleteBart says, "You've heard of French Ticklers? Well, this here is a big ol' Southwest Tickler, little lady!"
ReplyDeleteAnd you wonder why all those songs about lonely cowboys...
ReplyDeleteThis newer experimental version of Enzyte had some side effects that Smilin' Bob hadn't anticipated.
ReplyDeleteAfter the failure of his balloon animal business, Jake decided to try his hand at dance instructor.
ReplyDeleteThen one day Gene met Kirstie Alley and instantly they both knew that they were meant to be together.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a caption for this Margo, but if you think this pic is funny, you have got to check this out!
ReplyDeletehttp://weeklyinjectionofchuckles.blogspot.com/2009/02/why-you-should-always-look-to-potential.html#comments
I wish I knew how to make it a link, but copy and paste works as well!
All mine have already been used. Bummer.
ReplyDeleteHe sure does look happy.
Cactus Jack couldn't understand why all the ladies deserted him.
ReplyDeleteMoments later...as he pulled briars from his crotch, Billy would forever regret humping a cactus
ReplyDeleteBTW...caption contest going on over at my place too!
Jack, in all his Morning Glory, couldn't find a Beaver Tail for his Rose Root. So he used his Boxing Glove and imagined it a Lady Finger.
ReplyDeleteJose sure is down on his luck, desert porcupines rarely attack men who suffer from elephantiasis of the genitals.
ReplyDeleteDude, you might want to think about cleaning the kitchen every now and again...
ReplyDeleteAlways a devotee of Eastern medicine, Robert turned to acupuncture to solve his problem with chronic priapism.
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