Happy St. Patrick's Day and welcome to a special edition of Caption This! If it be gold yer lookin' for at the end of the rainbow, well, I've got your gold right here. Faith and begorrah....be the one with the most clever caption and ye win the prize.May the luck of the Irish be with you. Enter as often as you like and return here on Saturday when The Panel awards the winner of the gold...The Golden Phallus.
This just in...Dufus has offered up a challenge today by claiming my little contest here is only second best. Well, we'll see about that. Pop on over to his place for another chance to win!
Take it from me, too much bong smokin' will stunt your growth. It's already started. Look, your pants are falling down.
ReplyDeleteLil Wayne examines his new bong as an interested Sarah Jessica Parker watches.
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly, this was exactly the 'Pot' at the end of the rainbow that Dewayne had hoped he'd find.
ReplyDeletei got nothing as far a caption goes...as usual...just have to say that this one made me laugh out loud. The zebra picture on the wall alone...LOL
ReplyDeleteWow...this is some good shit...I's seein some little elf like people...gotta take nuther hit.
ReplyDeletePhotograph taken in the Long Beach apartment that Snoop Dogg briefly shared with Willie Nelson.
ReplyDeletePhoto caption contest at our place, too, if you're interested!
Yeah, a photo with a tree growing out of zebra butts. Can't beat that.
ReplyDelete"OK. I'm got my costume on and I'm ready to go. You said you were going to the pub as Michael Phelps but this is just too much."
You DO know that smoking that shit will stunt your growth?
ReplyDeleteLeprechauns always have the best weed. That's what they mean by POT O' Gold.
ReplyDeleteDamn! That's a great picture for a caption, but I can't think of one thing. It's a curse of the Leprechauans - those ugly, little Micks.
ReplyDeleteWell, the directions say....just put it in your pipe and smoke it and....Arrrgghhhh! Get away from me....oh I promise I'll never do it again, never, ever if you just go away.
ReplyDeleteOh, Krap. I thought this was the Eddie Vedder Fan Club, LOL !!!
ReplyDeleteHey. Thanks for the props !
Yea man, that bong was a gift from Jennifer Aniston back in the day when I was still hittin' that.
ReplyDeleteDayum at the followers !
ReplyDelete....And now Heff IS one.....
Ima let you share this bong, but first you gotta give me the Doritos .
ReplyDeleteI got nothing but I'm enjoying reading what everyone else comes up with.
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ReplyDeleteI thought you said you were an expert? There should have been at least three of me by now!
ReplyDelete...couldn't take the typo on the first comment. I gotta stay away from the bong.
This is how Glenn Beck sees Barack Obama and Dennis Kucinich.
ReplyDeleteHold on, don't worry, all's I gotta do is adjust the settings on this gizmo. Yeah - see there? Had it set to Ulgy Leprechaun when it should've been on the Prince Charming setting ...
ReplyDeleteThe Old Silly
LOL! Where do you find thse pictures!
ReplyDelete"Lep in da Hood, come to do no good!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlufxatPxnA
What happens in Vegas, stays in vegas.. What happens on crack, should stay on crack..
ReplyDeleteFor $180 an ounce that shit better make you see leprechauns!
ReplyDeleteLucky hates it when Jamal takes rips from the bong, because all he ever ends up doing is painting shitty zebra pictures and eating all the Lucky Charms...
ReplyDelete"WTF? I asked for a pot of gold."
ReplyDelete"I heard pot and gold, so I made a few phone calls and scored the best weed on the planet, Acapulco Gold. A couple of hits and you'll be wishing for a bag of Cheeto's and a tub of rocky road ice cream."
Aye, Lad. Ye put yer mouth on it and suck for a wee bit...then we'll hit the bong.
ReplyDelete"So I finally found the Pot 'O Gold. Acapulco Gold. Good shit."
ReplyDeleteSnoop Dog normally stayed away from fairies and leprechauns. But Fergus seemed magically delicious.
ReplyDeleteThe day Billy woke up next to Olga the Dwarf was the day he decided he would never smoke pot again.
ReplyDeleteWhen I ordered the Wee-Man Penis Enlargement Kit, me didn't know it came with there pump, magnifying glass, AND black paint. But, it seems to be broken. Can you show me how to use it, Kanye?
ReplyDelete"So let me get this straight, little fella. I use this thing, and I get as well-endowed as you?"
ReplyDeleteI've got nothing except praise and awe for you weirdness seeking skills. Where in the world do you find these things?
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ReplyDeletedamn, this is some killer shit. you should see what you look like right now, mom.
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Wow! Some of these captions are so good, I decided it's not even worth it to try. Oral sex, hallucinations, Kanye, Kucinich, mom...so much weirdness in one place. I love it!
ReplyDelete"Snoop Dog & The Leprechaun" seemed like a good cop-buddy TV show concept on paper, but it never really caught on like Starsky & Hutch.
ReplyDeletequite scary costumes,amazing
ReplyDeletei'm scare now Me-Me
quite scary costumes, amazing
ReplyDeletei'm scare now
hehhe