I'm Headed For The Big House

This post is a part of the HBDC Anti-Injustice Campaign series

Yes, ladies and gentleman, I'm bound for the big house. The big house? Yep, the house of correction - the slammer - the black hole - jail!

Why? Because I won't be able to pay the tax for the insurance the government will mandate if ObamaCare passes the Senate. I could be gone for awhile - up to a year, plus I may have pay a hefty fine.

Injustice!

I've written a little song to better explain my cries for justice. Please, sing along.

Jail-O
(sung to Dayo)

Jail-O
Jail-ail-ail-O
Health care come and she goin' away

Jail, I say
Jail, I say
Jail, I say
Jail-ail-ail-O
Health care come and she goin' away

Come Ms. Pelosi please gimme a break
(Health care come and she goin' away)
I'll pay for my own doctor when my belly ache
(Health care come and she goin' away)

I work all day and they tax my pay
(Health care come and she goin' away)
With no insurance they'll take me away
(Health care come and she goin' away)

6 months, 7 months, 12 months BANG!
(Health care come and she goin' away)
I'll be workin' on Obama's chain gang
(Health care come and she goin' away)

Jail-O
Jail-ail-ail-O
Health care come and she goin' away

Jail, I say
Jail, I say
Jail, I say
Jail-ail-ail-O
Health care come and she goin' away