Friday, February 20, 2009

Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

If you are from a dysfunctional family, you have either received or wanted to write a letter like the sample below.

Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, let the generator do all the hard work for you. You just sit back, take a load off.

Click here to be taken to the generator that gives you many appropriate choices to "fill in the blanks".

Dear Evil Twin,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ruined my life. If you had a clue you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me uncompassionate and unsympathetic. 

This time you have taken your psycho bitchiness to the next level. 

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of shit. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs. You must be the product of inbreeding. You are EVIL! It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat. 

Drop dead you waste of space, 
The Good Twin

PS: Please do not reply back, I want NO explanations. I need time to forget that you ever existed.


  1. Okay I shall waste hours of my life on this now!
    Although this could of been taken out of my!

    Excellent find.

  2. Hey that looks like Me and YOU I told ya we were the gold dust twins! But I didn't ruin your life! LOL You're so damn funny.. The Snarkies are jealous.

  3. Oh life has become too easy.
    You can have fun with this- Use any name you like.

  4. Love your blog.
    I have something for you at my blog. Check it out!

  5. I am the good one (shopping bag nails done etc.) on the left... you are the cowgirl! Yee HAW

  6. What a great blog--this was hilarious! I can't believe I haven't been here before. I'm so glad I did and will definitely be back! Ha ha ha ha ha.


  7. I like the picture - because who you think the evil twin is completely depends on your view of life.
    Personally, the one in the pink scares me a little. :)


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